Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

I really want to make a "got wood" joke...

Too obvious, but sooooo tempting.

Haggis said:

RIP, Andy.

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indeed.


and great pull, haggis.
you know i love that one!

NinaK said:

Notater

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Jeopardy question:

What is ToT when she isn't in the cabaret?

RT will take Potent Potables for $500, Alex.

don't encourage him, nina.
he's a douche.

don't ever forget that.

My bad.

it's ok.

i mean, if it's a one time thing it's no big deal.
i just didn't want you to get in the habit of interacting with artee.

it's a terrible thing when something like that happens to a good person such as yourself.

cray said:

it's ok.

i mean, if it's a one time thing it's no big deal.
i just didn't want you to get in the habit of interacting with artee.

it's a terrible thing when something like that happens to a good person such as yourself.

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Only time, promise

Never again, swear to gawd

Swearing seems to be the least of the sins I observe here. No wonder the new girl seems to have been scared off ..,

NinaK said:

Only time, promise

Never again, swear to gawd

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that's good.
and don't look at him. i mean, even though he's staring at us right now it's perfectly appropriate to ignore him.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Swearing seems to be the least of the sins I observe here. No wonder the new girl seems to have been scared off ..,

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what are some of the other sins you've observed here?

Look at who?


See how I did that?

PorterStarrByrd said:

Swearing seems to be the least of the sins I observe here.

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Ooh. Does dwarf tossing count as a minor sin? This thread needs more dwarf tossing...

Does dwarf tossing include chihuahua booterying? That would be a kick-ass sport.

And New Girl is a New Yorker, Ported. Swearing is a contact sport there.

And Nina, ignore cray. He's just jealous of my super-hyper unique awesomeness. Philadelphians are, by nature, a bunch of whining girly-batteries. Just look at their sports teams if you don't believe me.

pretending you don't fall into the 'philadelphian' category, eh?
*yawn*

ok.

Blashpemising those poor New Yorkers is almost going too far.

Rolling Thunder said:

Does dwarf tossing include chihuahua booterying?

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I initially read that as chihuahua batterying... *shudders*

BigWords said:

I initially read that as chihuahua batterying... *shudders*

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Chihuahuas are the end product of battery discharge. So you can blame cray for producing Haggis. Sort of.

Who can we blame for producing cray?

mother earth.

You mean motherf***ing earth.

And the only good thing Philadelphia has ever produced is cheap hookers, cray.

Which reminds me. Your sister says 'hello'.

Then mother earth must be destro-

Um. I think I've run into a problem with that thought... The sekrit AW base on the moon isn't ready yet.

Which is no longer sekrit, it appears.

Damn. Now I'll have to go find the neuralyzer...

Don't worry. I've perfected the settings on it. You'll still remember your own name. Hopefully.