Last time I rappelled over the back wall, and fled into the woods so fast even Duchess Ambrosia couldn't catch me.
Ah, weel. It's those lovely voluminous skirts, dontcha know. You'll notice I'm not likewise impaired.
Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)
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Ah, weel. It's those lovely voluminous skirts, dontcha know. You'll notice I'm not likewise impaired.
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The cat is staring out the window and licking her chops....
I might take a nap... or keep editing... I don't know.
I might take a nap... or keep editing... I don't know.
I've never been known to pass on any of Susie's cakes!! The bestest in town!
Hiya nighty! Followed your trail of scales. I told ya I'd track ya down one day!
A swachski hangout too!!?? I'd call that a two-fer!
Hiya nighty! Followed your trail of scales. I told ya I'd track ya down one day!
A swachski hangout too!!?? I'd call that a two-fer!
I've never been known to pass on any of Susie's cakes!! The bestest in town!
Hiya nighty! Followed your trail of scales. I told ya I'd track ya down one day!
A swachski hangout too!!?? I'd call that a two-fer!
Yeah, insanity has a way of getting around.
If I don't quit losing all those scales I'm gonna go bald.
*grabs the superglue and duct tape*
Hey...who you calling insane??? I'll have you know that I am perfectly sane. Just ask them nutcases in the asylum, or SWestie's Poopsie Palace, or whatever it's called...
*picks up a gum wrapper* Ooooh, shiny...
*picks up a gum wrapper* Ooooh, shiny...
Brown rice and weevils. Okay, I bought a pack of Mahatma brown rice, opened it and poured it in the measuring cup to get ready to cook, and it had weevils in it. I've found out that rice can have weevils in it that haven't hatched yet, too, so you'd never know. I want brown rice, dang it, but now I think if I buy anymore, I'll always be thinking I'm eating bugs. So what'd'ya think?
Hey...who you calling insane??? I'll have you know that I am perfectly sane. Just ask them nutcases in the asylum, or SWestie's Poopsie Palace, or whatever it's called...
*picks up a gum wrapper* Ooooh, shiny...
Did you miss the medicine line, again? That puffy thing is really scary. I need meds.
:I think you should eat them lil weevils, Liza. Full of protein and such. Meat to go with the rice, etc.
Or just throw it out and get another pack, most likely it won't have any in it.
That didn't help.
I was going to saute some onions and put 'em in the brown rice with soy sauce. I was looking forward to it. I have the soy sauce and the onions, but no rice (since I threw the infested rice out).
Did you miss the medicine line, again? That puffy thing is really scary. I need meds.
I think you should eat them lil weevils, Liza. Full of protein and such. Meat to go with the rice, etc.
Or just throw it out and get another pack, most likely it won't have any in it.
Yeah, I might buy another pack, but I'm going to think I see something moving in it with every spoonful I scoop.
medicine line??? Do they have chokolit pills? I'm there, if they do! Hey, all. It'z not just for breakfast anymore! 
s!
Hey, all. It'z not just for breakfast anymore! s!
I think... better to have found them before the boil. Otherwise, you would have eaten the little buggers and never have known the difference! Ewwww
Ahhh, much better!!! Cakes!!! There were no weevils in that flour was there??
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I once had a shake-able spice thing I liked to put on my mac'n'cheese'n'chicken I made. One time, I shook it on, turned away, came back, and my mac n cheese was crawling with bugs.
Yeah, that was gross. I no longer purchase that stuff.
Yeah, that was gross. I no longer purchase that stuff.
You should always toss old spices after a year. Several years ago, I found several of spice bottles had "hatched".
*HURLS at the memory*
*HURLS at the memory*
You should always toss old spices after a year. Several years ago, I found several of spice bottles had "hatched".
*HURLS at the memory*
Your spices "hatched"?
What else do you have on the spice rack? Eye of newt and slime of snail?
That sounds more like my spice rack.
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