The Bent Nail Saloon.

Hmmm. It appears I'm unable to get a rise out of regdog today.

I must add more evil to my plots.

regdog said:

I dunno. I thought my sarcasm was pretty obvious.

Click to expand...

That was sarcasm? I thought you were talking about the huge manatee that just exploded in Lakehurst, NJ.

*Slips in and lights three candles on the menorah. Pretends he didn't forget last night.*

*finishes off the Mogen David*

*forgets he only has four pads on his forepaw*

Paw.

Y'all know what a paw is, right?

I know! It's a bad pun activator! Right? *waits for a round of a-paws-e*

So you op-paws gifting me, huh?

*ambles in. pawzes. looks around*



*spit*





*sidles up to the bar*



barman! huevos rancheros please.

yep, and some coffee. thankye.

*tips hat*


thankye, m'am.

*leans over the bar and tries to look into the kitchen*



*wonders what's taking so long for the eggs to come out*



*sigh*





*spit*






*drinks coffee*



*looks out the window*


*cogitates*

*nods imperceptibly to stranger*

Hen ain't set yet, mister.

*spit*

Haggis said:

*nods imperceptibly to stranger*

Hen ain't set yet, mister.

*spit*

Click to expand...

That's not a nice thing to say about reggie!

*bolts out the door*

fair 'nuff.



*looks at menu. orders chicken under a brick*

cray said:

fair 'nuff.



*looks at menu. orders chicken under a brick*

Click to expand...

That's doable.

Englishman likes to live dangerously, don't he?

Need some excitement in my life.

*absolutely perceptible nod* sure does. in fact, i ignored his comment so as not to be associated.





*spit*

I charge Cray with being a chicken!

oh dear,...

*rifles around in satchel*

ah ha! found it!....