Why do you people always insist on having so much fun when I'm not here?
You should be sad.... dressed in dirty mauve burlap and beating yourselves with canes...
Instead you're in here partying like you have all of the troubles of the world on your shoulders and dead set on drowning them in so much booze they burn to cinders...
What kind of mad, self-centered, hatters ARE YOU?????
***rescues last 3 bottles of Bailey's...drops 3 Cheerios into bowl, eats one Cheerio per Bailey's bottle***
...and here I was going to cheer y'alls up with an amusing story...
It seems that yesterday, an accountant we all know was very distracted.
...So when this distracted accountant went to take her allergy meds, she grabbed the only OTHER bottle of the exact size and shape and popped one of the pills...that was also the correct size and shape...
What you all need to grok is the fact that the generic laxative pills taken by another family member are, in the pre coffee dark morning gloom, almost identical to the allergy pills.
...at 10 am yesterday, this particular accountant began sneezing in the middle of a meeting...
...much mirth followed.
***chugs pitcher of mimosas, pulls up rinky dink player piano and begans pounding out rinky-dink gold-rush tunes***
***seriously...'Rush' did have a couple of gold records....***