TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)
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My cuz is a vet. You know the first thought in my mind when someone says 'fix', . . . .
He was being sincere. Haggis is a sincerely jackbooted thug.
Damn sexy if you ask me.
Washington Post? Sure...CATCH! ***hurls the extra heavy sunday edition at Cray. [pssst...it has been weighted down with a hunk of lead to make it fly farther....lets see if Cray notices]***
And Brian wants all your liquor. The good stuff.
What's it gonna be, dog?
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Liquor...twins...
Liquor....twins...
By Dog I hate decisions.
BTW, why is cray lying on his side next to a newspaper?
Liquor....twins...
By Dog I hate decisions.
BTW, why is cray lying on his side next to a newspaper?
dear jaycinth,
blue diamond almonds, the 'smokehouse' variety are irresisitible. in fact, there is a warning right there on the can that says, 'irresistible snacking!'
they are awesome.
the can goes on to inform the snacker that eating nuts, suchs at the almonds found in their cans, as a part of a low fat diet (combined with a strict exercise program) may reduce the risk of heart disease.
awesome.
not awesome is that these suckers are overflowing with salt. and as we all know, salt increases the chance of heart disease.
what's the deal?
do they want us to have heart disease or not?
ylouve,
cray
p.s. i have finished knitting your unicorn hair mittens.
blue diamond almonds, the 'smokehouse' variety are irresisitible. in fact, there is a warning right there on the can that says, 'irresistible snacking!'
they are awesome.
the can goes on to inform the snacker that eating nuts, suchs at the almonds found in their cans, as a part of a low fat diet (combined with a strict exercise program) may reduce the risk of heart disease.
awesome.
not awesome is that these suckers are overflowing with salt. and as we all know, salt increases the chance of heart disease.
what's the deal?
do they want us to have heart disease or not?
ylouve,
cray
p.s. i have finished knitting your unicorn hair mittens.
*scribbles quick notes*
Cray eats nuts.
Cray knits.
*yanks Cray-card from accordian of horny thoughts...places him with the pretty purple bows and lollipops section...*
Cray eats nuts.
Cray knits.
*yanks Cray-card from accordian of horny thoughts...places him with the pretty purple bows and lollipops section...*
she prefers it if you pull her hair...but you may gently BLOW in her ear--I SAID GENTLY!!!Lady Jay,
Give your ears seatbelts because I'm about to take them on the ride of their lives!
That is not a comment on your latest avatar.
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It really isn't.
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Really!
Well, maybe a bit
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Dear Lady Jay,
First, thank you for the open bar. It was great fun, especially after Cray greased the poles and Inky got confused about Haggis' breathing.
I'm writing to ask for help.
I have a bad case of the shakes. Mostly from drinking to much last night, but also because RT scares me.
Could you please, ya know, do something evil to him. I think you'd make many of us very happy, and there'd be a lot less of Quicky's urine to clean up prolly.
Thanks. And Merry Christmas.
Your greatest fan,
~Monkey
First, thank you for the open bar. It was great fun, especially after Cray greased the poles and Inky got confused about Haggis' breathing.
I'm writing to ask for help.
I have a bad case of the shakes. Mostly from drinking to much last night, but also because RT scares me.
Could you please, ya know, do something evil to him. I think you'd make many of us very happy, and there'd be a lot less of Quicky's urine to clean up prolly.
Thanks. And Merry Christmas.
Your greatest fan,
~Monkey
No, the shakes is because you've gone too long without.
It's called: BACKUP, just so ye' ken.
Careful, eventually, it starts coming out your nose.
No, it's not allergies.
It's called: BACKUP, just so ye' ken.
Careful, eventually, it starts coming out your nose.
No, it's not allergies.
It's an answer to the question I heard.
BTW...anyone know what the term is.... I mean how would you call someone a 'douche bag' in an anachronistic 'Middle-Earthian' fantasy story?
nor i.
according the webpage of elven phrases i have open here,....
i just said, "you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny."
why does this crap exist.
according the webpage of elven phrases i have open here,....
i just said, "you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny."
why does this crap exist.
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