The roommate managed to run over our little willow tree with the lawn mower on the weekend. I'm still mad about it. I liked that little tree, and now it's a sad, splintered stump. He even mowed the bright orange marker we put there to make sure the tree was visible.
If I accidentally mowed over one of his iPads, that'd be overkill, right? Even if he still has one left?
Would that get him where it counts?
While we were splitting up, my ex once died his hair merlot red in my tub, all over the baby's bath toys and dried off with my pure white towels on my pure white rug.
I was so pissed, I went and got a gigantic brownie and crumbled it all over inside his bed for him to find when he got home from work.
When my friend's ex was cheating on her, she used to spit on his pillow and dip his toothbrush in the toilet.
We're not nice people LOL.