The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary

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PorterStarrByrd

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Speaking of Pro ..

Just decided to help everyone else become great writers like I am and pass along some hints on my blog

link is in my signature.
 

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Not if you want a good alibi, you weren't.

"When it all went down, I was at Gail's house drinking tea, officer. She'll back me up on that."

Then I give you an alibi, see.

And you give me $100. :)

Quid pro quo.

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I don't like quid. It's too slimy. And at $100 a plate, it's way too pricey.
 

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I don't like quid. It's too slimy. And at $100 a plate, it's way too pricey.
WM, you might like saki ika, dried quid. Along with sakura ebi, dried krill, it's the Japanese equivalent of our beer nuts, peanuts, and the like. Saki ika has been dried, pulled, sliced, diced, tastes salty and, like potato chips and beer nuts, is addictive with a bottle of Kirin or Sapporo.

Speaking of bite-sized pieces, how ya doin', Haggis?
 

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WM, you might like saki ika, dried quid. Along with sakura ebi, dried krill, it's the Japanese equivalent of our beer nuts, peanuts, and the like. Saki ika has been dried, pulled, sliced, diced, tastes salty and, like potato chips and beer nuts, is addictive with a bottles of Kirin or Sapporo.
FIFY

Speaking of bite-sized pieces, how ya doin', Haggis?

Still looking down at the flowers, not up at 'em, so how bad can that be?

How's little Haggette doing?
 

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FIFY



Still looking down at the flowers, not up at 'em, so how bad can that be?

How's little Haggette doing?
Thanks for asking. She's doing great! Momma Bear took the day off from work to spend some more time with her while Poppa Bear takes care of some grass-cutting - nearly 3 acres of yards around this farm - and while he entertains a new, wild, hair-brained scheme - writing.

Sami is crawling all around the place, getting into the cats' food - mostly dry so that's okay, flirting with a busboy at a restaurant yesterday (I've cleaned all my guns), filling diapers at every opportunity, squealing like 100-year-old door hinges, and getting less ugly every day.
 

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Yeah, they grow out of looking like a monkey pretty quick.

No offense intended, Porter.

We need some new pics here, JB.
 

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Yeah, they grow out of looking like a monkey pretty quick.

No offense intended, Porter.

We need some new pics here, JB.
Here's one from two days ago when she had an unscheduled 20-minute nap in the morning. She just ran out of steam.

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It's amazing how something so sweet, cute, and innocent-looking can grow up to be a Lavern, Gail, Old Fashioned Girl, s6, or, of all people, SR! Now, Suzie, I don't know how she managed to remain so sweet - must be all that cake.

I know! I fully expect to be banned for awhile.
 

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Here's one from two days ago when she had an unscheduled 20-minute nap in the morning. She just ran out of steam.



It's amazing how something so sweet, cute, and innocent-looking can grow up to be a Lavern, Gail, Old Fashioned Girl, s6, or, of all people, SR! Now, Suzie, I don't know how she managed to remain so sweet - must be all that cake.

I know! I fully expect to be banned for awhile.
She sure is a purdy thang, Bear. Not that you've got yer guns cleaned, you best be loading 'em.
 

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It's amazing how something so sweet, cute, and innocent-looking can grow up to be a Lavern, Gail, Old Fashioned Girl, s6, or, of all people, SR! Now, Suzie, I don't know how she managed to remain so sweet - must be all that cake.

I never ever claimed to be sweet or innocent --now cute, been told that before and after a number of times.
 
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