Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Del is going to be so jealous.

And THAT might the first time I've laughed aloud in 24 hours.

Happy birthday, KLM! Is that a breadstick in your mouth, or is QW getting too pushy?

*looks again at eight-inch-long breadstick*

No...wait...that's definitely not quickWit.
 

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You're all just jealous because my carrot is bigger than yours.
 

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You're all just jealous because my carrot is bigger than yours.

*squints at screen*

that's a CARROT? What're you doing sitting in what is obviously an Italian restaurant eating a raw carrot when there are almost certainly some bread sticks and meatballs and such like stuff kicking around? Are you on some kinda funky raw food vegan diet or something?

Damn. I don't know what crayons look like... Don't know what carrots look like... I'm lucky I know how to turn on an oven.

*squints at screen again*

Hey, anyone ever tell you look like Angie? Maybe it's the mustache.
 

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Just for that, I'm going Technicolor.

Whoa -- Kaylemay got botox for her birthday!

*squints at avatar*

damn, girl -- you're smoother than my nine-year-old niece, right down to your hands. Do you even have knuckles?


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So tonight I felt lazy and decided to just have an omelet for dinner. Then I started craving some kinda potato thing to go with it. So I diced some potato, onion. and red and green pepper, cooked 'em up -- and it wasn't until I was halfway done eating them I realized I'd made .... potatoes o'brien. And it's all your freakin' fault. Allsayou alls faults.
 
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*ahem*

I'm pretty sure it's "Allayouse"

-- clack clack clack --

Dude.

It's called "freedom of speech." 'Cause it's a free country last I checked.

Don't go imposing yer "spelling" and "grammar" and "style" "rules" on me, man. I won't have my beautiful free spirit stifled by yer establishment hang-ups, see?

Now get on back to yer stinkin' chronosynclasticicic infundibulumiumiumium before I really Casstigate you. And get a real name. One that doesn't rhyme.

'Cause I hate rhymes.

-- clack clack clack --
 
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Okay. Which one of you took my damn duck?

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*cowers in fear*

Forgive me, madam. I uh, I guess you've found your perspective.

Damn straight.

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Wrong again, Ken the Pen.

But uh, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the bunneh.
 

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Life is a duck?

Life is never a chicken?
 

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*swills Laphroaig*

Haggis is getting more action than anyone else on this thread. Why, just this week, he spent a couple days in bed with Jessica Alba, and then right after that, he had a fling with that chick...er, duck. Not to mention he used to be married to me. And who knows what he's getting up to when he's offline.

*sloshes Laphroaig bottle in Haggis's's's general direction.*

I salute you, Haggis. You the dawg.
 

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Too early for stewed chicken.

Or stewed chef, for that matter.

*sets out pot of heavenly coffee and a plate of evil beignets*
 
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