Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Jehhillenberg · Dec 1, 2011

Depends

Are there Silver bells?

Fallen Angel · Dec 1, 2011

Only if it's your 25.

Can it be January already? (I hate Xmas.)

Jehhillenberg · Dec 1, 2011

Sure why not.

Mind waiting a month?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 1, 2011

Not yet.

Why does everyone want time to go by so fast?

swachski · Dec 1, 2011

I'm in no hurry.

We could all end up rusting out in a field, right?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 1, 2011

That's what I'm afraid of.

Don't we need regular maintenance?

swachski · Dec 1, 2011

As long as it isn't high maintenance.

Off to the body shop?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 1, 2011

Some work is needed now that I think about it.

Is a tune-up down the road too?

swachski · Dec 1, 2011

Only if you are out of tune.

Need a voice coach too?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 1, 2011

Yes.

I'm a mess, huh?

swachski · Dec 1, 2011

Not as bad as Pigpen.

Did your vacuum stop working again?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 1, 2011

It lives now.

It wasn't meant to pick up joint compound dust, was it?

swachski · Dec 1, 2011

That's what shop vacs are for.

Is that on your Christmas list?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 1, 2011

Right next to some new combat boots and fishnets.

Now was I supposed to get someone else a new pair?

Silent Rob · Dec 2, 2011

Adamantium, actually.

Doncha know it's what all the cool kids are injecting these days?

L.J. · Dec 2, 2011

You don't say.

Isn't that a Marvel?

Silent Rob · Dec 2, 2011

It's in a league of it's own!

You do realise you're not allowed to park your yellow submarine in the red zone, don't you?

swachski · Dec 2, 2011

Forgot to raise the periscope.

Or maybe she's color blind?

Silent Rob · Dec 2, 2011

Or just blind drunk.

Think we should stage an intervention?

swachski · Dec 2, 2011

Maybe off broadway.

Don't want to stumble off the stage, right?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 2, 2011

Not unintentionally.

Aren't face smacks are hard to get over?

swachski · Dec 2, 2011

Yes, might involve therapy.

Moshing in the pit?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 2, 2011

Along with crowd surfing.

Who'll take the bait?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 2, 2011

You wear whatever your big --doll-sized -- heart desires Kelly!

Should we customize this crowd to your taste?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 2, 2011

I'm here.

Did someone call me?

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