Roadtrip - Postcards from Death by Special FX

Where's the Continental Breakfast with the complimentary beverages? And I didn't get a mint on my pillow last night.

In fact... I didn't get a pillow!

The movie was good, though... what was it? The Exorcist?

this road trip is really not good for the health of this thread......
it never gets a chance to die

Maybe we just need to change its battery...

the battery is fine as is. awesome even.

let's look into other ways to kill the thing.
maybe we could flush a chihuahua down the terlit thereby clogging the pipes and flooding the whole thread, ultimately killing it. dead.

the thread that is.

Yeah... but what about the terlet? Won't the chihuahua damage it? Beyond repair, even?

Can I provide the chihuahua? I know there's one already available here, but.... This other one I've got in mind is the devil dog incarnate, I tell ya!! I want to punt the mutt into the middle of the busiest road in town.

*reports haggis to the plumbers union*

Ah, so THAT'S what the hypodermic is for...

*imagines a giant hypodermic and a Jigsaw trap in the next room*

Mmmmmm! Jujubes! And licorice allsorts.

They aren't Milk Duds, they're Junior Mints!!!



Oops.....

Those puppies make the perfect projectiles.

Raisinettes, on the other hand, I'd never waste.

Remind me to try that when I'm really, really, REALLY bored.....

I got the raisin, all right...

KTC said:

Of course...it does seem mean spirited not to supply goggles. Cola burns the eyes.

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It also burns that corroding gunk off your car battery. Makes me wonder why on earth we drink the stuff...

Yes. It serves them right for inspiring the creation of their evil cousins, the Prunes.

You're obviously not old enough to realize what a true friend the humble prune can be...

KTC said:

Sink the raisin... let him die for the sins of his cousin.

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Die, Raisin, Die!!!!

KTC said:

My God, but you just reminded me how very remiss I have been. I haven't said "Die, Chaos Die!!!" for nigh on a star's age.

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There's the Kevin I know!

KTC said:

My God, but you just reminded me how very remiss I have been. I haven't said "Die, Chaos Die!!!" for nigh on a star's age.

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Except she can't die.

I can't afford rent on my own...

Carry on.

Haggis said:

*reports cray, OFG and Jen for Chihuahua abuse*

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I don't have anything against all chihuahuas, just one in particular.

KTC said:

I just received a complaint from the usher. Please stop throwing Milk Duds... whoever is doing it, you know who you are. People are starting to complain. Don't make them shut this movie off!!!

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Uh-huh. ANd you didn't tell the usher YOU're the main instigator either, did you?

ChaosTitan said:

They aren't Milk Duds, they're Junior Mints!!!



Oops.....

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I thought they were both unless those are some petrified junior mints.

ChaosTitan said:

It also burns that corroding gunk off your car battery. Makes me wonder why on earth we drink the stuff...

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*shudder* Definitely.

Oh, funny but true story. One time my sister was trying to get oil stains out of her husband's shirt. Mom told her to put a can of Coke in the wash with it. She said, "The whole can or do I have to open it first?"

(Yes, sadly, she's a blonde.)

KTC said:

or soak raisins in it, for that matter. I mean, they're already humiliated grapes... do we have to torture them further?

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I thought you liked to torture inanimate objects?

Wow, all this contention in the back seat. Makes me glad I'm ridin' in the sidecar.

A bus with a sidecar?!

No wonder people stare at us when we pass through town!

Are square pants supposed to itch?