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Sir_Nigel · Mar 28, 2012

When Lacey upon his toes trod,
He went and complained to a Mod
A finger was wagged
And Lacey was snagged
Then they murdered the miserable sod.

We’ll start with a matter much brighter

iLion · Mar 28, 2012

We’ll start with a matter much brighter
As a positive, upbeat, good writer

Laurathewriter · Mar 28, 2012

We’ll start with a matter much brighter
As a positive, upbeat, good writer
I use a quill pen

Nymtoc · Mar 28, 2012

We’ll start with a matter much brighter
As a positive, upbeat, good writer
I use a quill pen,
A nice blotter, and then

Sir_Nigel · Mar 29, 2012

We’ll start with a matter much brighter
As a positive, upbeat, good writer
I use a quill pen,
A nice blotter, and then
wear my archbishop’s hat with a mitre.

I’m wearing new Wellington boots

iLion · Mar 29, 2012

I’m wearing new Wellington boots
I expect to see snappy salutes

Clueless · Mar 29, 2012

I’m wearing new Wellington boots
I expect to see snappy salutes
And if I don't get 'em

kenthepen · Mar 29, 2012

I'll pee on, and wet 'em

kenthepen · Mar 29, 2012

I'm wearing new Wellington boots
I expect to see snappy salutes
And if I don't get 'em
I'll pee on and wet 'em

Sir_Nigel · Mar 30, 2012

I'm wearing new Wellington boots
I expect to see snappy salutes
And if I don't get 'em
I'll pee on and wet 'em
- just one of my oddball pursuits .

They piled it all up in a heap

Nymtoc · Mar 30, 2012

They piled it all up in a heap
And loaded it into a Jeep

iLion · Mar 30, 2012

They piled it all up in a heap
And loaded it into a Jeep
But BS in DC

Sir_Nigel · Apr 2, 2012

They piled it all up in a heap
And loaded it into a Jeep
But BS in DC
meant it wasn’t to be

Nymtoc · Apr 2, 2012

They piled it all up in a heap
And loaded it into a Jeep
But BS in DC
meant it wasn’t to be
After all, what you sow's what you reap.

She painted her nails tangerine

Sir_Nigel · Apr 2, 2012

She painted her nails tangerine
and her fingers a bright shade of green

archerjoe · Apr 2, 2012

She painted her nails tangerine
and her fingers a bright shade of green
Her freshly shaved head

Sir_Nigel · Apr 2, 2012

She painted her nails tangerine
and her fingers a bright shade of green
Her freshly shaved head
was dyed pillar box red

iLion · Apr 2, 2012

She painted her nails tangerine
and her fingers a bright shade of green
Her freshly shaved head
was dyed pillar box red
And her face was.. well, just plain obscene.

I've gambled life savings away

Nymtoc · Apr 2, 2012

I've gambled life savings away
I've nothing for this rainy day

Iceom · Apr 3, 2012

I've gambled life savings away
I've nothing for this rainy day
Oh if only I had

Nymtoc · Apr 3, 2012

I've gambled life savings away
I've nothing for this rainy day
Oh if only I had
Not been quite so bad

iLion · Apr 3, 2012

I've gambled life savings away
I've nothing for this rainy day
Oh if only I had
Not been quite so bad
I might not be eating this hay.

My swim fins don't match my tutu

Nymtoc · Apr 3, 2012

I've gambled life savings away
I've nothing for this rainy day
Oh if only I had
Not been quite so bad
I might not be eating this hay.

My swim fins don't match my tutu
They're causing a hullabaloo, too,

lyael · Apr 3, 2012

My swim fins don't match my tutu
They're causing a hullabaloo, too,
Still, I turn pirouettes,

Nymtoc · Apr 3, 2012

My swim fins don't match my tutu
They're causing a hullabaloo, too,
Still, I turn pirouettes,
While I click castanets

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