Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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WTF is Chellaree?





sounds like cheese, to me...


:D

OK, well yeah....but besides this?

I believe I can help. Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines "cellarer" thusly:

Definition of CELLARER

: an official (as in a monastery) in charge of provisions
Origin of CELLARER

Middle English celerer, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin cellariarius, from Latin cellarium
First Known Use: 13th century​


Therefore, if a "cellarer" is a monastic official in charge of provisions, it follows that a "cellaree" is one who receives those provisions.

Which makes you a monk. Which means you should get right back into your electrified playpen with PD.
 

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*grabs playpen with both hands*

zzzzzzohthat'ssooogoooodzzzzz

way better the basement's electro-shock!

We can keep you in the playpen with PD and the monk if you like, Kelly. But FYI, the single malt stays out here with the reprobates.
 

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*helps unload Angie's delivery truck*

As well you should....

Wait...you don't unload delivery trucks by drinking the contents!!!!!
totally. ??? is right.


wales. :Shrug: wtf, right?



what are we talking about here,....free willy? free willy 2?

Not again, Cray. Zip up. SR's squatting is bad enough!
SR freed willy earlier this morning, Cray. We don't want that kind of thing happening again.

Ok, we got two votes now.
 

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You don't mind if I just grab the fence every now and again,

do ya?

Of course not, Kelly. Just be careful not to short it out -- we don't want PD and the monk escaping again. They made a huge mess with the ketchup last time.
 

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so I get to wear a bathrobe all day?!


Kewwwwwwel....
:snoopy:
chimpmonk.jpg
 

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so I get to wear a bathrobe all day?!


Kewwwwwwel....
:snoopy:


Absolutely. And you're in charge of the playpen, too, as long as you can keep PD in there.

*takes bottle of Laphroaig out of one thigh holster, and bottle of Lagavulin out of the other*

*waits for company*
 

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Ggaaahhhhh!!!!!


*runs for my life
 

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Never, ever, lick a 9 volt. It's not a nice sensation or a pretty thing.

Just saying.

Been there, done that.
 

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*pounds Lagavulen*

More monk monkeys?

How many monkeys can a monkey monk monk if a monkey monk could monk monkeys?

No, wait, I don't think that's right.

How monkey mannies can a mankey monk man if a...

Whatever.

*pounds Laphroaig.*
 

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Looks like we found our new battery tester... :D
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I was so freaking worried...


HR is funny about battery testers.
Don't give cray any ideas.

Not a problem.

Leuk and Qwitters gave him a passel of ideas....and he hasn'tpopped ah...worked through them all yet.

How many monkeys can a monkey monk monk if a monkey monk could monk monkeys?

No, wait, I don't think that's right.

How monkey mannies can a mankey monk man if a...

Whatever.

*pounds Laphroaig.*

Good choice. We don't want you pounding monkeys.


***Looks for nightcap. Settles for absinthe and hashish***
 
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Good choice. We don't want you pounding monkeys.

Missed my chance to do that when SR changed his avie back.

Hey, Jaycinth, you got any particularly nasty weapons i could borrow? The taser doesn't seem to bother PD anymore.
 

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*lifts head off bar*

*grabs haggis'ses's bingo pen*

*strides manfully across to the shift plan*

*scrawls 'gone to england for a few days'*

*adds 'xxx, Rob'*

*climbs out through the window*
 

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*climbs back in through the window*

*crosses out 'xxx'*

*climbs back out through the window*
 
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