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As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.
I need to go wash my brain out.
As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.
I need to go wash my brain out.
Stop it, Dan. You're scaring the lady.As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.
I need to go wash my brain out.
Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?
Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?
Hardtack and moldy jerky?
No, wait, that's what's in the bottom of my saddlebags.
This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.
Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around.Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around.
Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile.Well, not that I've been checking you out, but...seriously your looking a little emaciated. Like....Where's the beef?
Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile.