The Bent Nail Saloon.
- Thread starter CDaniel
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Good. Good.
So would you mind shooting that battery feller when he comes in here next time?
Ms. reg, why don't you git this here Yankee laydee some red eye. On me.
*hands reg MrWrite's credit card*
*spit*
*hands reg MrWrite's credit card*
*spit*
Good. Good.
So would you mind shooting that battery feller when he comes in here next time?
Of course,
*hands Nina a towel.*
You're going to have to do better than that, Hon. What are you drinking?
Have a drink, Englishman
I may be wrong but I don't think credit cards have been invented yet.
So............
What's a credit card?
So............
What's a credit card?
I'm not sure, but yours was declined.
*gnaws off MrWrite's hind paw**spit*
Oh sorry dawg, I didn't see you down there.
Oh, that laydee.
Here you go, Nina. If you're a Yankees fan, I'd keep that quiet around here.
Englishman, no spitting on the Marshal. I just had him washed.
Miss reg, you be wantin' me to toss out MrWrite? Seems he's decided to bleed all over your clean floor.
*cautiously looks at dog with smoking paw and boosted credit card*
Um, thank you kind sir; I think.
*takes towel from bartender and wipes chin*
Thank you. Can I have one of those without the flames?
Um, thank you kind sir; I think.
*takes towel from bartender and wipes chin*
Thank you. Can I have one of those without the flames?
Yes, please. But before you do, get his cash.
Without the flames?!?!?! Sheesh, if you insist
Drop kicks the dawg into the nearest spitoon.
Hands over a gold nugget to reg.
Whispers to Nina, the reg is a regular Yankees fan!
Hands over a gold nugget to reg.
Whispers to Nina, the reg is a regular Yankees fan!
I'll fix it.
*pours part with flame onto MrWrite*
*steals MrWrite's cash--all three pence of it*
*drags his carcass outside and dumps him in the watering trough*
Thanks for the baseball tip bartender and I'm workin' up to the flames thing.
Is that dog with the star piercing on his tail really the law in these parts?
He likes to think he is.
I call him the puppehnator. It's more a cute tag than anything serious you need to worry about.
Just watch your ankles. He has a nasty little nip.
This is basically all you're up against...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMce9yo3RsY
I call him the puppehnator. It's more a cute tag than anything serious you need to worry about.
Just watch your ankles. He has a nasty little nip.
This is basically all you're up against...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMce9yo3RsY
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Don't listen to a word MrWrite says. He's from England, and as far as I know, England wasn't even invented in the mid 1800s where this saloon resides, so he doesn't even exist.
Yup, that doggie is our Marshal. Don't listen to the Englishman. Haggis is a rugged little thing, capable of gnawing right through an ankle.
You can win him over with good single malt and bacon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMce9yo3RsY
This is really him. You can't argue with video evidence.
And btw, we invented America.
This is really him. You can't argue with video evidence.
And btw, we invented America.