Look, our pupils are dilating! Theodore demonstrates his "pocket pool" technique while his slave Nancy prefers a more blatant method of pleasuring herself in public.
Heeding the call to action, Ethel and Frank each pressed the secret button, turning them instantly into: The Old People! Slower than molasses. Able to break hips in a single bound. Testing denture cream the world over.
"Damn it Earl! I told you you took to much Viagra. Now you got it in both of our eyes."
"It's your fault Edna. I told you to take the dentures out. That poligrip holds more than just your teeth in and that damn denture cleaner crap you use begins to burn after a while."
"I didn't think you would go so fast."
"Well, if you haven't had any since Eisenhower was president what do you think would happen."
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