Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Susie said:

hey, all, how you be? Is the plural bees? Hope you're havin' productive fun! Happy vacation, nighty!

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I'm not being very productive, but hey I have all week, right? :/

Thanks mah Susie!!

Good evening, house of funsters.

I just realized that Tuesday is Valentine's Day. Does anyone have any plans? Me, I hate Valentine's Day. For some reason nearly every year husband and I are fussing at each other on that day. I have no idea why.

Duchessmary said:

I just realized that Tuesday is Valentine's Day. Does anyone have any plans?

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I have a date!

With DD #1.

No plans. It's lonely being a dragon.

Take her some candy or a rose, AC. No canned fruit.

Let's not get carried away. She only gets canned peaches for her birthday.

The boy will probably have to work, I'll spend the time with my other love, chocolate and my WIP.

I have a news flash. Before drinking orange juice out of the carton, be sure you've got the right carton.

Uh oh. Dare I ask, A/C?

Half-and-half is delicious!

Although I like it better in my coffee.

ROAR. Well, at least it wasn't spoiled.

We might get some snow tomorrow. Not much, but maybe a little.

We have a theory in Nashville that the grocery stores bribe the TV weather people to call for snow. Then everyone rushes to the stores to stock up for the coming ice age. "We could be stuck in our house with no way out until . . . until nine o'clock . . . when it gets above freezing."

We are having a blizzard tonight. Send pie.

Customer (in packed food store during a snow storm): Wow! It's crowded. I thought everyone would wait until tomorrow..."

Me (inside my head so I don't get fired): You mean like you did?

Awesome brainsult Swest.

It's entirely possible I blink it out in Morse Code...just before the person buys something they didn't know they were missing out on...

I made the mistake of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving one time.

Never again.

Where does that insatiable urge come from to hit the grocery store as soon as you hear the word snow?

ah...kickbacks from the food industry to the local weathergeeks perhaps? And we can't forget the paper providers too!

Those weather-forecasters ought to be rolling in it!

swachski said:

We are having a blizzard tonight. Send pie.

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I don't have any pie!

I have cinnamon buns and cookies.

Sadly, no blizzards here in Socal. But when it rains I like to take long naps and drink too much coffee. Yeah, those two don't really go together.

alleycat said:

I don't have any pie!

I have cinnamon buns and cookies.

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Oh! Even better! Can you get them here by 8am?

I'll see. I have a strong arm.

CATCH!

kenthepen said:

Sadly, no blizzards here in Socal. But when it rains I like to take long naps and drink too much coffee. Yeah, those two don't really go together.

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You can sympathize with Duchessmary when it rains.

"I'm freezing! It's sixty-eight degrees in San Diego."

Synonym said:

Where does that insatiable urge come from to hit the grocery store as soon as you hear the word snow?

ah...kickbacks from the food industry to the local weathergeeks perhaps? And we can't forget the paper providers too!

Those weather-forecasters ought to be rolling in it!

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A few years ago they scared the school people so much they closed the schools early. Then the DOT salted the roads.

It hadn't even snowed. And it DIDN'T snow, although it sort of looking like it did, what with all the salt on the roads.

*adds the salt mining industry to the list*