I'm just kidding.
*takes bucket outside*
OUCH!
*brings bucket back in full*
Them cactie don't like being juiced.
*takes bucket outside*
OUCH!
*brings bucket back in full*
Them cactie don't like being juiced.
The Bent Nail Saloon.
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The wimmens are always lookin' fer menfolk t' do the heavy liftin' fer 'em.
I'm a writer, and a preacher. All my muscles are in my brain. The rest of me is a slug.
(maybe literally given time and the effects if certain, um, rituals)
I'm a writer, and a preacher. All my muscles are in my brain. The rest of me is a slug.
(maybe literally given time and the effects if certain, um, rituals)
* hands Greg a mop*
For that trail of slime behind yeah. And you might want to see a doc about that.
For that trail of slime behind yeah. And you might want to see a doc about that.
*concocts mental picture of FOTSGreg with big muscular brain and sluglike body*
*screams hysterically*
*faints*
<starts oozing toward Tiz Mee>
She's out cold. She'll do...
...for a ritual sacrifice, of course.
What'd you pervs think I was thinking?
She's out cold. She'll do...
...for a ritual sacrifice, of course.
What'd you pervs think I was thinking?
Over where?
Oh, goodie.
We ain't had a ritual sacrifice here in ever so long.
Over where?
Oh, goodie.
Oh, the horrors I must endure. First I'm BBQ'd, now sacrificed.
Bring it.
Do I get any special treatment? Food, wine, gifts? Doesn't hurt to ask, right?
Are you guys still playing with your infernal demons? A succubus just slithered into the schoolhouse, third one today.
*toasted her*
Don't you have some drinkin' and shootin' you could keep yourself occupied with? Maybe a little dancing with the girls? The place smells like sulphur!
*toasted her*
Don't you have some drinkin' and shootin' you could keep yourself occupied with? Maybe a little dancing with the girls? The place smells like sulphur!
Oh! Drinking' an' shootin'.
<whips out .44>
Just once I'd like the chance t' shoot at a educated man...
<looks around>
Don't see no such critters in here though.
<walks out of bar looking for targets>
<spit>
<whips out .44>
Just once I'd like the chance t' shoot at a educated man...
<looks around>
Don't see no such critters in here though.
<walks out of bar looking for targets>
<spit>
Is Tiz still tied to the sacrificial altar?
You know, that's no way to get a lady's attention. If you want to do it proper, you're supposed to tie them to the railroad tracks.
The other day I asked my eldest why he wouldn't let me give him dating advice.
He turned around and looked at me like I'd just asked him if the sky was blue. He said, "Because you're evil".
At least he'll know how to recognize them when he sees them.
*goes to check on sarsaparilla supply*
You know, that's no way to get a lady's attention. If you want to do it proper, you're supposed to tie them to the railroad tracks.
The other day I asked my eldest why he wouldn't let me give him dating advice.
He turned around and looked at me like I'd just asked him if the sky was blue. He said, "Because you're evil".
At least he'll know how to recognize them when he sees them. *goes to check on sarsaparilla supply*
Evil? I thought you were Wicked.
Evil must be a step higher than Wicked. You know how kids exaggerate.
*pokes through empty cases of Sarsaparilla*
*gasp*
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Someone has purloined my precious nectar.
There's a thieving varmint about.
True. On the other hand your son should know you pretty well.Evil must be a step higher than Wicked. You know how kids exaggerate.
Maybe it's that stash of embarrassing baby photos I've been waiting twenty years to spring on his prospective mates.
The scale of evil from lowest to highest orders of evil.
Ornery
Misbehaved
Freak
Malicious
Malificent
Malignant
Lunatic
Wicked
Evil
Sociopathic
Psychopathic
Sociopathic Psychopath
Maniac
Pal of Haggis'
Nuts
Insane
Devil's Reject
WTF
So evil even Satan's afraid
I need to find my crapload scale sometime too.
Ornery
Misbehaved
Freak
Malicious
Malificent
Malignant
Lunatic
Wicked
Evil
Sociopathic
Psychopathic
Sociopathic Psychopath
Maniac
Pal of Haggis'
Nuts
Insane
Devil's Reject
WTF
So evil even Satan's afraid
I need to find my crapload scale sometime too.
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Hmm. Don't know if your scale is calibrated just right. Shouldn't "nuts" and "insane" be more toward the lower to midland section?
I get called both of those on a regular bases, too.
I get called both of those on a regular bases, too.
Nope. We're talking really Nuts, really Insane, not just casually Nuts or Insane there. Casually nuts and insane actually classify under Malicious and Malificent (sub-categories thereof).