Sunny bromides in your email signature

I actually don't mind these.
What I dislike is any of them that have to do with politics or religion.

I don't get it.

TerzaRima said:

It was the concatenation of administrative spanking with happy little Norman Vincent Pealeism that did me in. I'm pretty easily amused, though.

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I thought it was hilarious.

I get those all the time. Usually snitty e-mails from underwriterers who don't realize why they've been unable to hail me by phone (they work 8AM-5PM, I work 10PM to 6:30AM...call me while you're asleep, k?) They always have something cutesy in their sigs. Our company slogan is "On Your Side." You can't imagine how many e-mails I get putting me back in my place with a follow-up, "John Doe is on your side!" If he was on my side, he would've checked the time and date stamp on his e-mail, as my sig told him to do.