The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

Gilroy Cullen · Jan 25, 2013

Haggis said:
Thanks.

Some bastige nailed my car outside of my apartment this morning. And then took off, of course.

AM dealing with cops, insurance, rental car place, tow company, collision shop.

Grrrrrrrrrr.

At least you could blame it on bad weather. Police chase has a car side swipe my car once. They never caught the bastard and the insurance isn't worth the claim cause the car is so old. (1997 Ford. They'd total it for a golf ball sized dent.)

Gilroy Cullen · Jan 25, 2013

TedTheewen said:
Dentists are all depressed but they usually have super-hot assistants. Woot!

Mine had a guy...
The last cute one he had got married and knocked up (not by me).

Gilroy Cullen · Jan 25, 2013

swachski said:
Either way, she's gonna have a long ride..

Damn it I shot that blasted donkey two threads ago!

regdog · Jan 25, 2013

Gilroy Cullen said:
Damn it I shot that blasted donkey two threads ago!

swachski · Jan 25, 2013

All the more reason to feel worse for him though, than you..

:hi:

Reg! I'm half-way through Dog of War... I just want to pet Tierza, she's so sweet!

kenthepen · Jan 25, 2013

*preps for donkey zombie doomsday*

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 25, 2013

swachski said:
Reg! I'm half-way through Dog of War.
I just want to pet Haggis, he's so sweet!

FIFY

kenthepen · Jan 25, 2013

Anyone see that Tacco Belly want ad, asking for all chihueys to apply for kitchen position? Just line up outside the back door?

Jaycinth · Jan 25, 2013

Cella said:
Hey--that IS pretty lucky if you think about it!

Well, this is my sionara post for the semester---I'll see you all as the crow flies & stuff everyone!

Tacos nachos, me amigos!

Oh, Crap. I forgot to rep you my e-mail! Well, I have full confidence that you will get an A+ without my measly and demented help....

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 25, 2013

Wonder what they are doing with the hides.

kenthepen · Jan 25, 2013

Moccasins for Leprechauns?

Haggis · Jan 25, 2013

swachski said:
Reg! I'm half-way through Dog of War... I just want to pet Tierza, she's so sweet!

Yes, she is.

regdog · Jan 25, 2013

swachski said:
Reg! I'm half-way through Dog of War... I just want to pet Tierza, she's so sweet!

heart and soul she's my Chelsea

cray · Jan 25, 2013

Haggis said:
Yes, she is.

if she's so sweet why does she always fark with my super-awesome and huge and lovely avatar?

regdog · Jan 25, 2013

Haggis said:
Yes, she is.

cray said:
if she's so sweet why does she always fark with my super-awesome and huge and lovely avatar?

swachski · Jan 25, 2013

cray said:
if she's so sweet why does she always fark with my super-awesome and huge and lovely avatar?

the answer is her location..

kenthepen · Jan 25, 2013

...And her location is "The Anti-Pip Underground."

swachski · Jan 25, 2013

Pip? I thought it was a nib...

*peeks under follicles*

It certainly looks nibbly..

kenthepen · Jan 25, 2013

The APU wants to pass laws making the word "pip" illegal to use under any circumstances. Unfortunately, the wording of the proposed law would make anyone who signed the bill prosecutable under same law.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 25, 2013

natural place to run into the undead ....

Jaycinth · Jan 25, 2013

Brian wants to move to California to be closer to his son.

I'm very, very tempted to move out there with him, to put some space between me and my children (give them a chance to grow up, etc).

Of course, that would mean giving up what is basically a 'bacon wrapped scallop dinner' job I can walk to...for an unknown job market in a state that shakes, rattles and rolls and is the landing spot for all kinds of space aliens, antagonistic and otherwise, and evidentally has no public transportation, and no Chesapeake Bay!

....and they start the day 3 hours later....

...but Brian swears that my writing will improve, I'll sell a screen-play, and Jessica Simpson and Betty White will be my best friends....

parumpdragon · Jan 25, 2013

I missed you guys :Hug2:

My new editor for the books likes the series, and says I've made a whole bunch of SciFi/fantasy-troupes my own original/unique thing :hooray:

*blushes*

*does a happy dance*

parumpdragon · Jan 25, 2013

Jaycinth said:
Brian wants to move to California to be closer to his son.

I'm very, very tempted to move out there with him, to put some space between me and my children (give them a chance to grow up, etc).

Of course, that would mean giving up what is basically a 'bacon wrapped scallop dinner' job I can walk to...for an unknown job market in a state that shakes, rattles and rolls and is the landing spot for all kinds of space aliens, antagonistic and otherwise, and evidentally has no public transportation, and no Chesapeake Bay!

....and they start the day 3 hours later....

...but Brian swears that my writing will improve, I'll sell a screen-play, and Jessica Simpson and Betty White will be my best friends....

It sounded good until I got to the bacon-wrapped-scallop-dinner/job part.

We got hit here in AZ hardest in the nation by the recession, but I know California wasn't far behind us. And it is TUFF finding jobs here.

Good luck though!

kenthepen · Jan 25, 2013

Yeah, how many other lies has this "Brian" fellow told you?

parumpdragon · Jan 25, 2013

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