The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Jaycinth

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Um... I can give you a song.

Show me where forever dies
Somewhere under Philly skies
I'm packin' my bags 'cos the battery cried,
'You and that donkey both got a long ride'.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Haggis sure did, or so they say
Took Porter round back, 'cos he's the man
And Ted drove away in his ativan.

Show me where forever dies
In a microwave it fries
PD said she'd just begun
I guess the poor girl ain't gettin' none.

Chorus:
Hey, cray, did you hear it bray?
Some folks here are messin' with Jay.
Watch out, she'll just take the truck
QW'd say, oh what the ...

Wait.

You didn't say it could be a ho down.

Sorry, Ken. :( Got nuttin' else for ya.

:D

Not only does Gail get drinkies on the house all day, but we'll allow her to pour some into her glass...and she doesn't have to eat what Mel cooks for a week!
 

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That's neat, because what Mel Cooks hasn't reached its peak until it sits at room temperature for about a week
 

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haggis has been sitting on that bar stool for more than a week!
 

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Oh, won't someone have pity on poor cray?
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Sorry, I tried to keep a straight face. I did!
 

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Hey Rob,

Why do some people who live in London say you were kicked out of the UK and some say you were kicked out of the United Kingdom and still others say you were kicked out of England? ... and why are they all smiling?

Quite simply, my good man, it's because they're all right royal douchebags!
 

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right on!
word to your mother(land).















what are we talking about?
 

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Who cares, mate?

With chests like these, nobody's really listening to anything we say.
 

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So's your lunchbox!

Which is weird.
 

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Impressive follicles!
 

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I've heard he is talented when it comes to making hares stand on end..
 
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you've crossed the line, swach.





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