*ching ching ching*
spurs
*tries to get her jack ass a-movin*
Come on Penny! We'z a needin' to get back to the saloon!
I need a pick-me-up.
Here ya go Nina
Damn it, I just get back to the Saloon and now I have to go bring in groceries. I'll be back ASAP. Nina, want to tend bar?
Hey Cowboy.
I think Penny is dead, Tiz. That's why you ain't gettin' nowhere in hurry there
Yipeeeee!
Don't worry I won't do any of those flaming drinks.
Oh poor, poor, Penny. What a trusted steed you were. You brought me through the wilderness when I was lost. You carried my burdens as if they were your own. *sniff sniff*
Smell something?
OMG! There's a mutant creature stalking this thread!
It's ugly! It's hideous! It's something from a nightmare!
Haggis?