Alphabet Soup

Very well, proceed how you like; I was just wanting to see you dance in some tight leather booty shorts.

Xerxes says storygirl must wear leather short shorts, but she can choose between black and red.

Yikes, I don't think you want me dancing around in leather booty shorts unless you want a lot of people demanding refunds after they see the show.

All right, who's on first? (And you know I don't mean the thing by Abbot and Costello!)

Beatrice is Beginning to beat Buster, better bring brooms, Bob!

Can you use brooms for that?

Dancers must be in place in five minutes for our first rehearsal!

Everyone's attention please: has anyone seen Mr. Manson or Ms. Love? I hope they haven't snuck off again to do God knows what...

Fer cryin' out loud, those two are more trouble than they're worth.

Great, they were just spotted coming out of Marilyn's trailer, but Courtney's hair's a mess (wait, I guess it always is), her clothes are all inside out and backward, and she's missing a shoe. Meanwhile, Marilyn's got a near empty bottle of Remy Martin and chain smoking cigarettes...

I don't have time to look for your $%^# coffee! I've lost my shoe!

Jiggy Janice jacked your shoe. She was just joking; jeepers, she's a jerk!

Kleptomaniacs ran off with our leather dance costumes! Now what are we supposed to wear when the show starts in a few minutes?

Lucy Lawless has lots of leather. Maybe we can borrow from her!

Magnificent idea Torin!

Not many people look as good in leather as Lucy does.

Oooppps! My pants are fake chamois--I'm allergic to that!

People!! did you know we don't have the sets?

Quick, start building sets!

Shhhhh!
Sorry, I was practicing my role as silent partner slash ghost writer slash assistant executive producer slash caterer slash Slash (the last slash part is my role in Greasy Greece. I'm tuning up my guitar, hope no one minds a girl playing Slash).

Talk, talk, talk! What about casting the other characters? Like who's playing Rizzo?!