The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

Porter had a Blackfish once.

That's disgusting.

More disgusting than orca playing? Me thinks he doth protest too much!

susanielson said:

More disgusting than orca playing? Me thinks he doth protest too much!

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What's more disturbing is that he's starting to sound like porter.

why are we talking about fried okra? Or are we talking about whales...

hmm....

oh! pd, i have a whale joke for you.....

it's a real killer!













see what i did there??



*looks around*
killer.




*ahem*

ok then.
pd, where did the whale go to get his braces?

the orca-dontist!












*stage dives*

*stage dives back onstage*



pd?
what do whales like to chew?




blubber gum!

pd doesn't come here for your whale jokes, doofus.

She comes for your okra jokes.

that reminds me, rob,.....

what's an orca's favorite tv show?



whale of fortune!





that's gold!

regdog said:

There's nothing funny about okra :|

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that's true.
except the slime. that can be funny if you do it right.


which reminds me of something, reg.
do you know why the whale was so sad?





because it was a blue whale!

We got us a stand up here!



Hope he doesn't expect to be paid....

*checks reps*

will you please stop the whale jokes!?

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pfft.
i whale not!

to the person in my reps.....



i will NOT stop spouting off!

















KAPOW!






spouting off.

What's green, slimy, and shoots a bullseye every time?


Annie Okra!

I googled it... So proud of myself!

susanielson said:

What's green, slimy, and shoots a bullseye every time?


Annie Okra!

I googled it... So proud of myself!

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tmi.















why did the whale cross the road?



to get to the other tide!






*tap tap*

hello?

to get to the other tide.

Okra's not even on TV anymore.

She still has her bookclub, though.

............I don't get it.



I gotta go google tmi.



Oh Wait...tide! He's washing clothes right?! Good one!

Haggis said:

Okra's not even on TV anymore.

She still has her bookclub, though.

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and she has her own farm and farm people to feed herself.



*checks reps*

yes haggis. i do have some more for you and everyone!





what do you call a whale band??






an orca-stra!

Haggis said:

Okra's not even on TV anymore.

She still has her bookclub, though.

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I Know! Bet she spends all her time hanging at the salad bar now.

Quick Haggis! What's the number for 911!

that reminds me, do you know where the orcas go for vacation?






who knows but i bet they have a whale of a time!



BAM!!! *flexes glutes*

Please stop