Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Haggis

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It's coming from PD's legs, Haggis.

Enjoy.

Thanks for the lead, pard.

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I've got mace, and a stun gun.



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Oh, you tease, you. :e2brows:
 

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do seagulls count as midgets? You and your feathered brethren are low to the ground. ;)
 

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do seagulls count as midgets? You and your feathered brethren are low to the ground. ;)

Ya know...I tried out for a part as a munchkin...I didn't even get out the first line before I got the hook. When I went out for a role as an oompa loompa they wouldn't let me through the gate.

Now...I almost got a role as a flying monkeh but since I wasn't union they gave the part to a card carrying turkey vulture.

All that was a long time ago. I still get bit parts in beach scenes but mostly I think my acting career is over.

If I were more like a midget I might at least get into wrestling but as yet it ain't happened. Honestly, I think it's the beak.
 

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It's about time reading is promoted and given it's own day of recognition.
 

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As long as it's one of those types that never loosen, sure.

Just remember to curb your battery and to pick up after him.

*orders backhoe rental*


There. You're all set.
 

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Will this turn out like the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction.

If so, can I be excused?
 

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I am not cleaning up after the undead doggie and his pet battery. No way, no how.
 

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Where the Wild Batteries Roam.
 
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