Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I have a joke for all of you:

So, you know how Lancelot had an affair with King Arthur's wife?

He was having a one knight stand.

I've been spending too much time with AC. Ugh.

I'm behaving.

Four more posts until I reach 400.

ETA: 3 posts til 400.

ETA (again): 2 to go.

Don't blame me for that.

Bill has inspired me. It's time to bring back . . . Our Deep Thought of the Day (by popular demand).

Our Deep Thought of the Day: If man evolved from apes, how come there are still apes around?

I haz French Toast made from Pepperidge Farm's Cinnamon Raisin bread and...

...Bacon!!! (of course)

I had pastrami.

One knight stand...

I had an oreo sandwich ice cream. Does that count? It was yum! s!

One friend to the other: "We're from a close-knit family."
Little girl who was with them: Do they crochet too?"

Lol!

aww, glad yah like, Archer. There's mo' where that came from Happy Sunday 2 U! s!

Here's a joke I heard in a lecture at Uni, when we were having, uh, technical problems...

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you mean by "change"?

Now my number of posts matches my number of rep points.

How is everyone?

Cliff Face said:

Here's a joke I heard in a lecture at Uni, when we were having, uh, technical problems...

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you mean by "change"?

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I heard this joke with "psychologist"

Congrats, Bill? "Symmetry is the refuge of narrow minds."

I'M GOING OUTSIDE NOW TO STARE AT THE ECLIPSE UNTIL i SEE ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!! I'LL COME AND REPORT.

I heard the joke with 'Wally-Mart cashier."

kenthepen said:

Congrats, Bill? "Symmetry is the refuge of narrow minds."

I'M GOING OUTSIDE NOW TO STARE AT THE ECLIPSE UNTIL i SEE ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!! I'LL COME AND REPORT.

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Hey, I don't have a narrow mind. At least nothing the doctors can prove.

Please post pictures if you can of the eclipse.

Anyone make delish tuna croquettes? (Not the game) They're really good. Now, let's have some pie 'n s recipes

Not really a recipe, but:

Once a week-ish I cut up some fresh strawberries, melt down some chocolate, coat the strawberries, and stick them in the fridge. After the kiddos go to bed that's my treat. Ahhhh... the alone. The chocolate. The chocolate, alone.

I don't like to share.

Susie said:

Anyone make delish tuna croquettes?

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My mother used to. And salmon croquettes.

heyjude said:

I don't like to share.

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That's the good thing about GSHoFF: you can share . . . without sharing.



Anyone want some blackberry cobbler?

Billtrumpet25 said:

Now my number of posts matches my number of rep points.

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I am so tempted . . . to send you a bunch of negative reps just for the hell of it.



But I won't.

Coffee, anyone?

heyjude said:

Not really a recipe, but:

Once a week-ish I cut up some fresh strawberries, melt down some chocolate, coat the strawberries, and stick them in the fridge. After the kiddos go to bed that's my treat. Ahhhh... the alone. The chocolate. The chocolate, alone.

I don't like to share.

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Dear Jude,

Your mother has chocolate-covered strawberries in the refrigerator, but she won't share them.

You know what we call someone like that, don't you? That's right . . . SELFISH.

The next time your mom tells you to share with your sister, just ask her: "What about the strawberries?"

Your friend and adviser,
ac