Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Put ketchup on it - it won't be as confusing.

Thinks maybe PD has some English blood in her that is confusing her taste buds. She sounds a lot like an English Gourmet (oxy-moron)

and you probaly don't want to know what happened on Crays chair either.

Cray has an electric chair to electrocute newbies

now wait ...that's just rumor. Can you name a single newbie who has even been electrocuted? I don't like cray but I have to protect his honor (giggle giggle)

CassandraW said:

You're confusing PD.

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parumpdragon said:

Put ketchup on it - it won't be as confusing.

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Do you see a comma in that first quote? Hm? I think she was saying you're the one confused.

Unless you knew that, and were telling us that putting ketchup on something makes it less confusing for you...in which case, why would we want to do that? It's much more entertaining this way.

*pours maple syrup over entire thread*

Angie said:

Do you see a comma in that first quote? Hm? I think she was saying you're the one confused.

Unless you knew that, and were telling us that putting ketchup on something makes it less confusing for you...in which case, why would we want to do that? It's much more entertaining this way.

*pours maple syrup over entire thread*

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Angie! Thank dawg you're here.

*pulls bottle of Knob Creek out of thigh holster, pours herself a shot, and hands bottle to Angie.*

CassandraW said:

Angie! Thank dawg you're here.

*pulls bottle of Knob Creek out of thigh holster, pours herself a shot, and hands bottle to Angie.*

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Ah, anyone who freely provides me booze is a dear friend indeed.

Angie said:

Ah, anyone who freely provides me booze is a dear friend indeed.

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Always glad to share, Angie, especially with a fellow punctuation and liquor aficionado.

*Pours gasoline over thread, sets fire to it.*
*Pulls string of sausages and a couple of roasting forks out of thigh holster.*

Are ya hungry, by any chance?

Ooh, I am feeling a mite peckish.

*rescues the last bag of marshmallows from under the bar*

Oooh, I didn't realize we still had marshmallows! Now I just might... yep, I do!

*pulls graham crackers and chocolate bars out of thigh holster*

NOW it's a party.

*sings campfire song*

*wanders in playing banjo*

Now it's a party.

Pours Ketchup on thread

kayleamay said:

*wanders in playing banjo*

Now it's a party.

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Oh, good. My song needed some acc-- acompa- accompani-- a banjo.

Angie said:

NOW it's a party.

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Angie said:

*sings campfire song*

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Music! The only thing we needed to make it all complete. Angie, you think of everything.

Haggis is going to kick himself if he misses the barbecue. Haggis! HAGGIS!

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Kayleamay! Your timing, as always, is immppecabblle.

You're doing that wrong, Cassandra.

*sets out several bottles of single malt*

Angie said:

You're doing that wrong, Cassandra.

*sets out several bottles of single malt*

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Ooh, you're right. I forgot he doesn't care for bourbon.

*sets up fan to waft aromas of single malt and sausage in Haggis's's's direction*

KellyAssauer said:

*pops cork on Lagavulin 16 - waves hand over neck*

ppft amateurs
.

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*grabs bottle of Lagavulin 16, takes a swig, raises voice*

HEY, LADIES! I THINK WE COULD PROBABLY POLISH OFF THIS BOTTLE OF LAGAVULIN 16 BEFORE HAGGIS GETS HERE!

pfft. Who you callin' an amateur, woman?

KellyAssauer said:

*pops cork on Lagavulin 16 - waves hand over neck*

ppft amateurs
.

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Pff. You think I'd offer him any other kind?

Oh, and pup? Here's a treat for you to roast over the flames...

KellyAssauer said:

You don't wanna know the places I've been


Cray has a chair?

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Yes. Yes he does.

CassandraW said:

Music! The only thing we needed to make it all complete. Angie, you think of everything.

Haggis is going to kick himself if he misses the barbecue. Haggis! HAGGIS!

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Kayleamay! Your timing, as always, is immppecabblle.

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Haggis never kicks himself.

CassandraW said:

Ooh, you're right. I forgot he doesn't care for bourbon.

*sets up fan to waft aromas of single malt and sausage in Haggis's's's direction*

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Ooo. I sense something in the air.

KellyAssauer said:

*pops cork on Lagavulin 16 - waves hand over neck*

ppft amateurs
.

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Oh, my. Thasssss some good aroma.

CassandraW said:

*grabs bottle of Lagavulin 16, takes a swig, raises voice*

HEY, LADIES! I THINK WE COULD PROBABLY POLISH OFF THIS BOTTLE OF LAGAVULIN 16 BEFORE HAGGIS GETS HERE!

pfft. Who you callin' an amateur, woman?

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KILL THE INFIDEL!

Angie said:

Pff. You think I'd offer him any other kind?

Oh, and pup? Here's a treat for you to roast over the flames...

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Ah. Finally a reason to show up.

Spanks, zeeba.

Haggis said:

Ah. Finally a reason to show up.

Spanks, zeeba.

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Pff. Nobody can say I don't know how to bring the chihuey to the yard.

KellyAssauer said:

*Secretly, just between you & me... sometimes... when no one is looking, I'll put three fingers of a blended Chivas 12 in a glass with two ice cubes... Oh c'mon now! It's a blended, you're allowed to do that to a blended!*

*kinda wants one right now*

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SRSLY, when I drink a blend, it's most often Chivas 12, and it's most often with ice. One of the best blends I've ever had is Chivas 16 (or is it 18, or maybe 21?). Either way, better than Johnny Blue which did not impress me in the least.

Yeah...blends...

*drains Laphroaig bottle*
*hiccups*