Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Is it fair to imply that Nymtoc is a dirty old man? He's not that old, is he?

Isn't DJ's comment one of those that, if I were wearing gloves, would cause me to remove one of them and use it to slap him in the face, which would result in his calling his seconds so that we could decide upon the time and place for a duel?

Pistols or swords?

What? No AK47s?

Is that type of weapon appropriate for a duel?

Isn't an AK-47 only for home protection?

ISn't a Howitzer cannon also for home protection?

Wouldn't Claymore anti-personnel mines be more effective?

Do they have to be Claymore, or can we use Acme... makers of fine catapults and anvils?

As if DJ's insult were not enough, are you now suggesting that I have acne?

Are you claiming those are just freckles?

Is my face not as smooth as a baby's bottom?

Doesn't that depend on whether the baby needs changing?

Are you suggesting that Nymtoc's face be wrapped in a diaper?

Wouldn't that prevent a lot of suffering?

Do they have diapers with charcoal filters and deodorant?

Are you implying that my face smells?

Wouldn't that be your NOSE that smells?

What does his nose smell of?

Does his nose smell of-ten?

Did you mean to put "rotting skunk carcasses" at the end of that question?

If my nose smelled of ten rotting skunk carcasses, wouldn't everyone avoid me?

Are you saying they don't already?

Couldn't they be avoiding me for other reasons?

Isn't there a plethora of reasons?