TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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Come Back Kid

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This thread began by poking fun at cars, Yugo,Pinto,etc. which prompts my car story.

My dad, quite a character, would sometimes stop next to someone he knew and make fun of their car by quipping, "Did anyone get hurt in that wreck? I never heard a reply.
Until that is, someone puled up next to him and said, "Stud, did anyone get hurt in that wreck?" Without hesitation my dad retorted, "Your sister got cut on the back seat."

C.B. Kid
 

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:ROFL: Oh, that's good. That's reeeeeeeel good. :D
 

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Dear Lady Jay,

I wish to meet with you and discuss renegotiating the terms regarding tasks I've been assigned. Having begun this employment, I now realize I will require much MUCH greater compensation to continue.

Please let me know what you might be willing to do to me.

:Wha:

For me. I meant for me.
Respectfully yours,

Leuk

Dear Leukman,

In order to combat fungal dyspepsia I have never reccomended stale cantalope juice.

Indeed I have often told Cray that in order to fight genital warts of the type that grow lobster-like appendages he needs to stop drinking extreme Mountain Dew and switch to pure and natural beverages such as spring water.

Since this is an affliction of the epidermis, however, I feel it is best that he bathe in concentrated, warm, monkey urine.

Please feel free to imbibe as much of the Cabaret's official liquor as necessary to provide Cray with gallons and gallons of this natural, mineralized, liquid.

Thank you for your support.
 

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dear lay jay,
i'm writing to tell you my problem. i have been married to a nymphomaniac for the past 12 years and i can't take it anymore. she makes love to me regardless of what i am doing; working around the house, cleaning up, even posting on aw. i would like to know if there is anything that ucnn hlp m wth nd f unothel gothsl ehj fpslth fjsl;s;;o{o} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld ;;'cinsely ous mdyl isnt';dk.....


Cray, Cray, Cray...you are a lucky man! Most of us women...well what with housework and kids...we just don't have time, and let's be quite honest...you guys don't exactly walk around with diamond and platinum tennis bracelets in your pockets....

(did I say that last bit out loud?)

:AHEM:

From now on, Cray, you need to log off AW when your wife pays you attention or people will say to you:

Don't
Offend your wife
Unless you want
Celibacy
Hell 4
Eternity

Because that's
All you'll
Get
 

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Bug and I have decided. You can't leave. You must stay here forever.

I'm sorry, but that's just the way it has to be.
 

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I'll try more frequently. I've laid most of my commitments to rest. It's time for a little Karen time...if you know what I mean.


I'm still trying to get Brian to join AW..he and Haggis have a lot (tits n' whiskey) in common.

BTW We've gone thru 3 more designs since we settled on the final.

SIGH:::::




(Policy of Truth...Depeche Mode)

Be glad I have no Eno.
 

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how big are his tits?

haggis is a c cup.
....a full c though.















:D
 

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hockey?
bleh.

are the caps good?
i have no idea about the flyers or the sixers (although bball is by far my fav sport to play).
 

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*ahem*

I came in here for the naughty bits?



I'm feeling a bit misled.
 

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let us know when you're finished.
 
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