Hounding After Hours

<holds up rack of ribs, hides rack of ribs, wipes mouth on sleeve, hides raw liver and crispy roasted heart>

What?

How long have you been hanging out here anyway?

<slides leg toward Boston>

Long enough to acquire plausible deniability.

FOTSGreg said:

<hands the Skwirrel a very large, very sharp knife - does NOT turn back on Swirrel, slides more knives toward Abby & Night, nods toward 10, stoops down behind bar to dust shelves>

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LaurieD said:

Ooo... Brains...

*fires up the pit*

Cuz, it's yanno, cold outside and stuff.

Oh, say 10? I have some nice loverly water for you!

*reminds water that as far as anyone knows, it's a nice, normal bit of refreshment*

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Too late, I already have cow on the brain. oooh, cow brains...

Enjoy 10, but not too much leave a little something so she can still limp around, I kind of like her (er...I mean as a friend not because I want to finish her off. )

She does like dogs. That's a definite plus for her in my book.

Fixed up a stew myself the other day. Potatoes, onions, beef, sausage, and chicken. A wee bit of garlic and spices. I added some chipotle chilis yesterday. It's gotten very tasty as the beef chunks start breaking down from multiple boilings and coolings. I should finish it off this evening or tomorrow.

Maybe a bit of lettuce salad and some cucumber on the side...

Hmmm...

night-flyer said:

Enjoy 10, but not too much leave a little something so she can still limp around, I kind of like her (er...I mean as a friend not because I want to finish her off. )

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FOTSGreg said:

She does like dogs. That's a definite plus for her in my book.

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*vouches for 10*

Hounds would be a better place with her.




Though, um, she doesn't like zombies. At all. Just so you all know.

*wanders back in*

Oh. Sorry, I guess you all thought that random bystander was me.

I am deeply, deeply disappointed in Bos.

slcboston said:

Cantina would be a better place with her.

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Say wha?

10trackers said:

Say wha?

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Whoops.

Sorry, fixed it.




(I'ze haz a tired. Not responsible here.)

10trackers said:

*wanders back in*

Oh. Sorry, I guess you all thought that random bystander was me.

I am deeply, deeply disappointed in Bos.

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I'm sorry, it's the Hounds. There's a certain protocol to these things.

We always newbieque the newcomers. Think of it as an initiation process.




Besides, what happened to "I like evil men"??

slcboston said:

I'm sorry, it's the Hounds. There's a certain protocol to these things.

We always newbieque the newcomers. Think of it as an initiation process.




Besides, what happened to "I like evil men"??

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Evil men =/= cannibals, yo.

Well, she did say she liked dogs...

10trackers said:

Evil men =/= cannibals, yo.

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We newbiequed Sara and Shue, too, when they came over. (With Sara we were picking sparkles out of our teeth for weeks after....)


Surely you're not saying you're too good for the initiation process??

It's only cannibalism if it's a member of your own species. Night's a dragon, Skwirrel's well, a Skwirrel, Bos is a sheep, DL's a tiger, Haggis is a Chihuey, etc., etc. Frankly, right now, I'm damned near the only non-organic one in this whole place.

slcboston said:

Surely you're not saying you're too good for the initiation process??

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Just saying I won't go down without a fight.


...You can take that any way you want.

...and that, too.

10trackers said:

Evil men =/= cannibals, yo.

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*high fives*

I'd offer you a leg, but...

Wanna an Oreo instead?

NEWB--

10!

*tacklehugs 10*

Ok, guys, I got her.

What brings you to the Hounds?

*steals all Laurie's Oreos*

SaraP said:

NEWB--

10!

*tacklehugs 10*

Ok, guys, I got her.

What brings you to the Hounds?

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Abby


Don't think you can fool me like so easily, Horny McPorny.

*adopts ninja stance*

Hmmm, the prey seems to assume that it had a choice.

Uh, 10? We already barbecued ya'. Bos even had at least one of your legs.

See, it's actually impolite for the "food" to protest too much, especially when they're being barbecued behind their backs.

You'll come back.

They all come back.

Just like "they all float down here"...



See, you're already back and duking it out.

BAR FIGHT!

<ducks behind bar, darts down emergency hatch, dogs it closed and erects force fields behind him, runs for life>

LaurieD said:

*high fives*

I'd offer you a leg, but...

Wanna an Oreo instead?

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Yum, Oreo! Thanks! I like you already

10trackers said:

...You can take that any way you want.

...and that, too.

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I think multiple ways would be best.

10trackers said:

Don't think you can fool me like so easily, Horny McPorny.

*adopts ninja stance*

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See? SEE???


Not just me.

FOTSGreg said:

Uh, 10? We already barbecued ya'. Bos even had at least one of your legs.

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That was an innocent bystander who didn't even look that much like me.

And I always knew Bos was a leg man. It's the stilettos. No man can withstand the power of a short skirt and a pair of stilettos.

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Abby


Don't think you can fool me like so easily, Horny McPorny.

*adopts ninja stance*

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*stuffs 10 in dungeon*

*guards with George, the mutant scorpion*

You can't escape. We've got you now. You'll enjoy it.