Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

Maybe he doesn't remember.

Doesn't jello have mysterious amnesia properties?

L.J. · Dec 4, 2011

Tequila does.

Think Charles is going to have another tequila sunrise?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

I don't remember.

Is it morning already?

Charles Farley · Dec 4, 2011

All good sunrises start with tequila.

or is that sunsets?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

May as well not waste all that time in between.

Should we just skip the healthy orange juice?

Charles Farley · Dec 4, 2011

Salt, lime wedge, glass.

You ready?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

Cheers!

Think we should have started on Friday instead of a work night?

Charles Farley · Dec 4, 2011

That would make sense.

Set 'em up anyway?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

If you drink enough, it won't be a work night anymore.

Got enough sick days?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

I think my boss will understand.

Since that's me, won't she be hungover anyway?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

You're your own boss.

So what are you worried about?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

I'm not worried.

Do I look worried?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

I can't tell.

Do you get all red and swirly when you're worried?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

No that's when I'm in a relaxed state.

Don't want to hear how I look when I'm stressed, do you?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

Not really.

Want to see what happens when Evan gets stressed?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

We should probably focus on happy thoughts.

Enough stress irl, right?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

I'm good today.

Wait, is tomorrow Monday?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

Have another couple shots and you won't remember.

Couldn't we skip Monday altogether that way?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

Yes.

But then Tuesday becomes Monday, no?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

You would have to change the spelling.

Aren't they all made up moments of time, anyway?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

Deep.

Isn't every day just another day closer to the end?

swachski · Dec 4, 2011

Or the beginning.

Aren't we really traveling backwards?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

I'm not.

Why don't you just turn around?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

No.

Wouldn't an engineer's answer be much more complicated?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 4, 2011

I did not know there was a right way to ship partially filled glasses of whiskey.

Fill me in?

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)