Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Seriously, you were thinking my Haggy and I would spend our honeymoon...or whatever it is...in the cabby?

Pffft.

Of course. Mel's serving grits.

Pffft. We have grits here in romantic Tulsa. Besides, we always have a light breakfast anyway.

*opens bottle of Lagavulin*

parumpdragon said:

Where is everybody???

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i'm still recovering from yesterday.

they *sniff* made me go to *shudder*........



new jersey.





*douche chills*

CassandraW said:

Pffft. We have grits here in romantic Tulsa. Besides, we always have a light breakfast anyway.

*opens bottle of Lagavulin*

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Your bowl or mine, sweet cheeks?

*blushes*








what?

were you talking to me, haggis?

cray said:

i'm still recovering from yesterday.

they *sniff* made me go to *shudder*........



new jersey.

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As long as it wasn't Camden ..

by the way wave to my old ship when you cross the BFB

Haggis said:

Your bowl or mine, sweet cheeks?

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Yours first, love. Mine later.

CassandraW said:

Yours first, love. Mine later.

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We could always lap it out of the same bowl, buttercup.

You guys are almost as sweet as porter and pd.

Haggis said:

We could always lap it out of the same bowl, buttercup.

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Well, of course, darling, that's what i was thinking. This morning we could share your bowl. Lunchtime, mine. You don't think I'd wanna be parted from my Haggy for even an instant, do you?

Angie said:

Cella is not the new girl. She's just been gone for awhile.

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I could be new again.

Isn't there a surgery for that these days?

CassandraW said:

Well, of course, darling, that's what i was thinking. This morning we could share your bowl. Lunchtime, mine. You don't think I'd wanna be parted from my Haggy for even an instant, do you?

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MY DAWG, YOU'RE STIFLING ME. CAN'T YOU EVER BACK OFF, JUST ONE INCH? I NEED MY SPACE. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I mean, of course, honeylips. Whatever you say.

Cella said:

I could be new again.

Isn't there a surgery for that these days?

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Yes. Yes there is. But better you just pretend.

Haggis said:

MY DAWG, YOU'RE STIFLING ME. CAN'T YOU EVER BACK OFF, JUST ONE INCH? I NEED MY SPACE. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I mean, of course, honeylips. Whatever you say.

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WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAWG-GONE DISTANT AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE AND GAVE ME EVEN HALF THE ATTENTION YOU GIVE YOUR FREAKING GOLF CLUBS...

Oh, we're all right then, snookums. Look! I bought us some handcuffs!

Cella said:

I could be new again.

Isn't there a surgery for that these days?

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Haggis said:

Yes. Yes there is. But better you just pretend.

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Yeah. T'ain't that hard. Just do everything I do.

Haggis said:

Yes. Yes there is. But better you just pretend.

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CassandraW said:

Yeah. T'ain't that hard. Just do everything I do.

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You don't think my over-sized count will make it obvious?

That's disgusting

Cella said:

You don't think my over-sized count will make it obvious?

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Naah. Just play dumb. Like this:

*flutters lashes*
*empties eyes of all expression*
*bounces a couple of times so breasts jiggle*

tee hee! hey guys? what's this silly big number over here on the left? tee hee! I was counting how many times I could press reply, but I kept losing track, and the number just kept getting biiiigggger and bigggger....

tee hee! tee hee!

For the peeps that missed the joining of their fellow cabbies....

I took video!!

'Course I'm sure Cass didn't mean to say what she said when the ceremony was over! Did ya Cass?

Cella said:

You don't think my over-sized count will make it obvious?

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Soooo Haggis is about to be come Mr New Girl ... pretty obvious who is an charge and has the smarts in this abomination ...

Doubt it---from what she said, he didn't and well... this could be grounds for divorce!

Silent Rob said:

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so, is this your uncle?

CassandraW said:

WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAWG-GONE DISTANT AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE AND GAVE ME EVEN HALF THE ATTENTION YOU GIVE YOUR FREAKING GOLF CLUBS...

Oh, we're all right then, snookums. Look! I bought us some handcuffs!

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FREAKIN' GOLF CLUBS HAVE MORE COMPASSION THAN YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT OF, YOU MISERABLE, DEMANDING SOW.

Oh, lookit. New toys for our "fun room." Goodie.