For once, I took a stand...

akiwiguy

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Good on ya mate. About the only thing you could have done better is check out whether it is possible to open an umbrella while it is jammed up someone's rectum.

What you did was gutsy... so often situations like that get really nasty, and it always flabbergasts me when you hear of victims suddenly becoming indignant and turning on their rescuer.

I can smile for the rest of the day now. Good on ya.
 

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Well done, Ben, well done. You're my AW hero. We have to step up and step in. Congratulations, friend. And thank you for your candor.
 

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You are awsome! I am proud to cyber know you!
 

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Would I do the same as you in similar circumstances? I sure hope so...but you actually did it, Ben. I think you deserve a medal, friend.
 

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One of the other witnesses said the guy kept reaching into his pants, like he was going to pull something out, but eventually stopped.

It was probably so small that it kept slipping between his fingers.

Nope. It was a smaller, standard black umbrella with a hook handle. Still. Got the guy's attention!

You're the Penguin! He could do wonders with umbrellas too, IIRC.

Good for you. :)
 

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Ben! When Jenna's done with you, could you come to OKC and stay with me at work? :D

Seriously... you could've been hurt! One of the most dangerous situations to get in is a domestic altercation. But... I'm glad you did.

Just... be careful! :)
 

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Yay Ben! It was wonderful that you helped, and lucky he wasn't armed.
Nicely done!
 

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Ben! :slobbery girl hugs:

How we love you!

Our tough guy!

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Good for you, Ben. That took a lot of guts. :Hug2:
 

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Thanks for all your kind words, everybody.

Yes, I am fine. Still rattled, but it never occurred to me at the time if the guy was armed or not. My only thought was to get him away from the woman he was assaulting.

And, yes, I made it to the library afterwards.
 

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And the gold medal winner in umbrella fencing, representing the United States of America, Ben Panced.

*Oh say can you see ...*

Congratulations on a job well done.
 

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Another echo of resounding congratulations!

I can only but imagine how your victim is going to change the details so he still looks cool when he's explaining to his mates why they can't get him on his cell phone.
 

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Wouldn't be the first time I beat the crap out of somebody half my size and they told their buddies the opposite of what really happened.
 

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That's awesome! Good for you!

I'd have been totally screwed because I always forget my umbrella, even when it's already raining.
 

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Seriously... you could've been hurt! One of the most dangerous situations to get in is a domestic altercation. But... I'm glad you did.

Just... be careful! :)

True - but in that case ... if the woman turned on Ben - prong the bitch and smack her too.
Tell 'em to get a room and don't bring that sh** on the street!

Gaw - that guy. What a looser. Bullies always pick on someone smaller and weaker.
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Go, Ben! En guarde~