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Bill Withers and Kate Bush - Ain't No Sunshine When She's Cloudbusting
 

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The Nashville Teens and Big Pig - Tobacco Road, Iron Lung
 

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Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, and INXS -
Everyday I Write the Book... Once in a Lifetime, I Send a Message
 

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Elvis Costello, The Specials and Lobo - Every Day I Write a Letter to You (On a Dog Named Boo)
 

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The Pixies and Billy Joel -This Monkey's Gone to Allentown
 

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Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass and Harry Chapin - Tijuana Taxi Sequel
 

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It's been a while. Bear with me; I might be a little rusty.

Herman's Hermits & the Andrews Sisters - Can't You Hear My Heart Beat Me Daddy Eight to the Bar
Grand Funk Railroad & Wings - We're an American Band on the Run
Bob Dylan and Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show - Like the Cover of the Rolling Stone
Duke Ellington & Savoy Brown - Take the A Train to Nowhere
Fats Domino and Johnny Horton - Walkin' to the Battle of New Orleans
Jonathan King and Andy Williams - Everyone's Gone to Moon River
 

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Atomic Rooster and Artie Shaw - Tomorrow Night over Shanghai
 

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B.J. Thomas and Simon & Garfunkle - Hooked on Feelin' Groovy
Spirit, Brewer & Shipley and Glen Campbell - I Got One Toke Over a Wichita Lineman on You
Al Stewart and the Moody Blues - Days of Past, Present and Future Past
Badfinger and Barry McGuire - Day After Eve of Destruction
 

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Elvis Presley, the Doors, Gary US Bonds, Steeleye Span and Dave Brubeck - One Night Love Me Two Times at a Quarter to Three when I'm Four Nights Drunk then Take Five
 

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Betty Everett; Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich; Pete Seger; the Beatles; Boston; Wings; and AC/DC -
The Shoop Shoop Zabadak
Nick-Nack Paddy Whack
Helter Skelter Don't Look Back
Uncle Albert Back in Black Song
 

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Hugh Cornwell and Boston - Rhythmic Itch, More than a Feeling
The Cure, Kansas, and Peter Gabriel - Why Can't I Be Dust in Your Eyes?
 

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The Specials and the Beatles - Enjoy Your Self-Help

...and the B-side:

The Beatles and the Grateful Dead - Please Please Me, Crazy Fingers
 

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Billy Joel and the Untouchables -Piano Mandingo
 

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Elton John, Joe Jackson, and the Rolling Stones - Saturday Night's Alright for Stepping Out of Time
 

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The Blue Aeroplanes, Marc Almond and System of a Down - Teaching English Through Contempt and Violent Pornography
 

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Martini Ranch and the Beastie Boys -
How Can Professor Booty Find Time for Self-Culture?
 
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I've got nothing to add, but no other thread on AW has made me cry with laughter as much as this one.

When I see SirOtter or The Behatted Poet have posted, I make sure I'm wearing the rubber underpants, because crying and peeing can be the only result.

What? What? That was a complisult! Kind of. :D
 

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Mike and the Mechanics, The Stranglers, the Presidents of the USA, Eric Clapton, Gary Numan, L'Trimm, and Paul Lekakis -
All I Need is Peaches, Peaches, Peaches and Diesel Cars that Go Boom, Boom, Boom, Let's Go Back to My Room

So there, you...
 

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The Stylistics, Johnny Nash, Al Stewart and Crosby, Stills Nash & Young - Betcha by Golly Wow, I Can See the Roads to Moscow Clearly Now From Our House (Sarah Palin's next campaign theme song)
 

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Three Dog Night, Bette Midler and the Dave Clark Five - Black and White and Red All Over

Oops, already did this one, waaaaay back on page one. How about instead ---

John Denver and Johnny Cash - Thank God I'm a Country Boy Named Sue
Average White Band and Three Dog Night - Pick Up the Pieces of April
Melanie and Elvis Presley - Lay Way on Down

I still say we ought to collect these into a book.
 
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Bette Midler, Queen and Celine Dion -- The Wind Beneath My Fat-Bottomed Girls Will Go On.
 

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You really should post here more often, you know.