There's no point asking anyone in this thread to pray for you. Nobody up there is going to listen to a bunch of hell-raising sinning heathens like us.
R U Going to Hell?
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There's no point asking anyone in this thread to pray for you. Nobody up there is going to listen to a bunch of hell-raising sinning heathens like us.
Hell is real.
I know because there's a billboard just north of here that tells me so.
Edit: Though I always assumed it simply meant Indiana is real, Indiana is hell, ergo hell is real.
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Ha. I am praying for you to join us, b-bird. I hear they have a special Palin hell house party for Alaskans--s6
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I got at least 14 of those. I don't know what one has to do to qualify as a manly woman (I'm not into wearing dresses, to that one's a maybe), but I'm certainly rebellious and immodest. Need to go out and get a tattoo and maybe have an affair too, so I can add a couple more to my list.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
I've been to Hell and back. Ain't no thang...
As for the list that schmuck is holding up, I'm at least ten of those things (couldn't be bothered to read 'em all) and if there is a Hell where all those people are going, at least I'll be in good company.
I've been to Hell and back. Ain't no thang...
As for the list that schmuck is holding up, I'm at least ten of those things (couldn't be bothered to read 'em all) and if there is a Hell where all those people are going, at least I'll be in good company.
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In case you've ever wondered if you are going to go to Hell.
I think Helix is...
My hell is having to live on a planet where so many people still believe in Hell. Their Rapture cannot happen fast enough for me.
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Scary Thought of the Day: The Rapture already happened, and their God took the only guy He deemed worthy of salvation - being stuck on a planet with the hopeful rejects is divine punishment for the rest of us.
One thing about that list, there's not going to be any overcrowding in heaven and boy, is the music going to SUCK.
I guess I should have listened to all those admonishments that if you shake it more than once you're playing with it. Well, if God didn't want me to play with it, why'd He give it to me in the first place?
I guess I should have listened to all those admonishments that if you shake it more than once you're playing with it. Well, if God didn't want me to play with it, why'd He give it to me in the first place?
Apparently. I've committed 13 hell-worthy sins on the list, but I feel like being trans should be on there, and I'm sure my interest in theoretical physics and higher mathematics should count too. Sounds like its gonna be a party! I can hardly wait!
I'm an 18.5. The .5 is left to the reader's imagination. I would like to assure everyone that I am 100% a merciless devil, but.
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Did anybody notice that compassionate and grateful idolaters aren't damned.
Also sin-unfriending heresy teachers.
And Jazz musicians.
And rappers who don't belong to organized crime syndicates.
Also sin-unfriending heresy teachers.
And Jazz musicians.
And rappers who don't belong to organized crime syndicates.
Things people should actually be condemned to Hell for:
1. Putting lavender in food.
2. Their-They're-There confusion--not for mixing them up, necessarily, but for not caring if they mix them up.
3. Caring who someone else is sleeping with, if it's not your spouse.
4. Not using turn signals, texting while driving, and other dickwad behaviors behind the wheel. Also using boobs to get out of speeding tickets.
5. Jeggings.
6. Telemarketing.
Does that about cover it?
1. Putting lavender in food.
2. Their-They're-There confusion--not for mixing them up, necessarily, but for not caring if they mix them up.
3. Caring who someone else is sleeping with, if it's not your spouse.
4. Not using turn signals, texting while driving, and other dickwad behaviors behind the wheel. Also using boobs to get out of speeding tickets.
5. Jeggings.
6. Telemarketing.
Does that about cover it?
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I notice that only occult witches and sorcerers are on the list. Whew! Wiccans are safe.
I'm not on the list nearly often enough, but I'm okay with that. I figure my office skills are good enough that I'll get tapped for the front desk in Hell.
I'm not on the list nearly often enough, but I'm okay with that. I figure my office skills are good enough that I'll get tapped for the front desk in Hell.
The least he could have done was put that list in alphabetical order. Or perhaps order of magnitude of sin? Unordered lists are inherently sinful, IMO.