Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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*high fives qw*


i see what you did there. you sly devil.


hey, *scratches back of neck* are you in on the revolution, brah?
i think you'd be great at it.
 

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I had something for this...
Hells yeah! I spoke spanish, or mexican, or something, didn't I?

just stop scratching the back of my neck. I'm not that sort of revolutionary.
 

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sorry.


ok, then.
from what i know about these things we're going to need a whole @#$tload of cigars.
 

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i don't know.


after we get our cigars we move to the jungle and that's pretty much it, i guess. :Shrug:
 

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[FONT=&quot] Mrs Witt was standing in the kitchen, preparing her usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As Quickie walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
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[FONT=&quot]Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She explained, "The egg timer's broken."[/FONT]
 

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was that a 3 minute egg?

if so, i'm like seriously impressed, qw!!!!
 

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That was like, so 3 minutes ago.
 

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[FONT=&quot] Mrs Witt was standing in the kitchen, preparing her usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As Quickie walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She explained, "The egg timer's broken."[/FONT]

:roll:

it's funny 'cause it's true!

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Talk about unfortunate birthmarks. Pup? You know this guy? Think his name is Dick.
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bye Bug :hi:


Wow, this thread is getting more perverted. Didn't think that could happen.
 
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