agree. i would have asked a megan fox question right there.
...or that Hollywood ingenue Shia Labeouf. He's dreamy.
Viva La Revolucion!
agree. i would have asked a megan fox question right there.
don't you sleep, pd?
*sip*
anyway, are you in on the revolt or what?
all the cool kids are doing it.
*shakes cray, turns him over*
yup, I sleep.
nope, not revoluting. I'm too tired.
^this right here had some potential...
^then this happened...
agree. i would have asked a megan fox question right there.
...or that Hollywood ingenue Shia Labeouf. He's dreamy.
Viva La Revolucion!
sorry.
ok, then.
from what i know about these things we're going to need a whole @#$tload of cigars.
[FONT="] Mrs Witt was standing in the kitchen, preparing her usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As Quickie walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"[/FONT]
[FONT="]His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" [/FONT]
[FONT="]Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]She explained, "The egg timer's broken."[/FONT]
Talk about unfortunate birthmarks.
Wow. Bummer, that.Talk about unfortunate birthmarks. Pup? You know this guy? Think his name is Dick.