*steps up on the bar, clears throat*
You know, it seems just four days ago that I wandered into this place as a hapless newbie with fewer than a hundred posts. In just that narrow window of time, I've acquired a vindictive, rabid ex-husband (though we've since patched things up), a brood of demon spawn, and a whole new look. I've been insulted, electrocuted, and groped, not to mention shmooed three times.
But over the course of those events, I went from being a well-respected member of Query Hell to where I am today...running for president. And I couldn't have done it without you and the good folks in the obsessive reppers thread. Between you, you've given me over 400 rep points in one long weekend. Thank you, Cella, for pushing me over the edge into my campaign.
*pauses for applause, ducks rotten tomato, snatches a bottle before jumping off the bar*
