Answer a Question With a Question? (Volume II)

SWest · Sep 8, 2011

Is that some clever way to get me to Stop, Drop and Roll?

L.J. · Sep 8, 2011

Of monkeys?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

will we need a barrel of organ grinders too?

Caitlin Black · Sep 9, 2011

Did you stop by the butcher's again?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

they sell monkey in there now?

Caitlin Black · Sep 9, 2011

Isn't that the secret ingredient in haggis?

PorterStarrByrd · Sep 9, 2011

Are there monkeys in Scotland or do you have to buy that ingrediant in the zoo?

Caitlin Black · Sep 9, 2011

Is there any safe answer at this point that won't cause public outcry?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

why not just distract everybody with your kilt?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

isn't it illegal to have relations in public?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

think it'll stand up in court?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

you don't think the jury will be swayed?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

don't you mean my peeps?

Silent Rob · Sep 9, 2011

you mean I shouldn't listen to what it tells me?

SWest · Sep 9, 2011

Are you sure that the voice in your pants isn't really coming from the ventriloquist three cubicles over, practicing for Open Mic Night?

PorterStarrByrd · Sep 9, 2011

Wouldn't that event just cause them to shrink in terror?

L.J. · Sep 9, 2011

'Cause of your rendition of Achy Breaky Heart?

PorterStarrByrd · Sep 9, 2011

You been hangin' around my shower again?

Caitlin Black · Sep 9, 2011

With rising water prices, isn't it cheaper for me to fly to America and use your shower than to use mine?

SWest · Sep 9, 2011

Have you tried telling them to go frack themselves?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 9, 2011

What's going on here?

SWest · Sep 9, 2011

You've just tuned in, haven't you?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 9, 2011

Should I drop out?

Caitlin Black · Sep 9, 2011

But what can you do with half a degree?

L.J. · Sep 9, 2011

Sell Canadian pharmaceuticals?