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"Serious malfunction in life-support would indicate that evacuation by life capsule is a priority one requirement."
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The sudden appearance of an aged male from Sector K7 with two sets of genetalia made me thoroughly regret my decision to get x-ray vision implants.
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People like to say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die, but that's not true as you fall into a black hole.
After a global referendum Uwe Boll was chosen as the first and only man to be landed on Neptune.
I could felt the clockwork ticking beneath me like some alien heartbeat, even through the thick and sand-encrusted leather hide of the Unsleeping Camel.
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My book was finally for sale in the Martian bookstores, five years after it had gone out of print on Earth.
*snorf* Nice to see the Martians believe in backlists...
Business law can be a headache at the best of times, but trying to reconcile business law among multiple star systems was proving a migraine all its own.
Its been five days since I found my way into the hold of this Gessintent Battleship only to have myself end up on the captain's menu with not one bite out of this trip's predicament, pun intended.
My first thought on waking up was Which idiot thought 'turn left' was a decent direction on a star-map?
The young prince climbed down from the giant lizard and sneered at me with a malevolent mixture of Dick Dastardly and a Waffen-SS officer.
She decided she hated etymology when what their translators had decided meant 'servant' actually meant 'slave' in the alien conquerors' own tongue.
The human race died the day we opened the Forbidden Doors, though it took us several years to notice.
[FONT="]Mariah sighed as she lifted her stockinged feet to the low table, wondering if she dared wrap the ruler’s balls about his ears. [/FONT]
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Kenna’s path was clear enough if he passed out the crowd of the Market District would not trample him, but he did not want to leave himself open to the retribution of Gimon City’s human population.
The night of the Singularity we were partying in the streets, and the morning after we were exploring the stars in Spirit Ships.
The Weldropians claimed the desolate planet as their own, unaware of the earthlings who still inhabited it, hermitted in their dwellings.
I was born three hundred years from now and died ten years ago, and at this particular moment I am the only thing that can help you see tomorrow.
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Ducky kept shooting glances in my direction while he played Russian Roulette with a semi-colon.
i remember the day that the kings decree went out and the guards came and took all our punctuation
*must... resist... urge... to correct own post...*
*must... resist... urge... to correct own post...*
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