Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Yes, if I put cheez-its in a cup of yogurt, I would have satisfied two vegetable servings for the day.

Right?
 

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Now that you ask...

How 'bout some carrot cake instead?
 

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That sounds good.

You gonna make us one?
 

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Um...

What was the question? :D
 

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The UPS driver.

Is he hot?
 

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Kilts.

Should they be plaid or lime green?
 

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I wouldn't go to Walmart without it.

Would you?
 

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Gee...

Are you just stringing me along?
 

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I dunno.

Think the kite would get stuck in all these trees out here?
 
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More than likely.

Would that keep you safe from lightning strikes?
 
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The castle.

Do we need to storm it first?
 
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Of course.

Think she'll lend us Bubba's oversized umbrella?
 
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Still on the artist's easel.

Where's my personal rock anthem?
 

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Still at the quarry.

Are you stoned?
 
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So...

...it's all roll but no rock?
 

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But can you smoke it?

Question and Answer
 
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Depends if you mind the grit getting in between your teeth.

Have you tried?
 

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No, but I had grits this morning.

Does that mean I have True Grit?
 

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Um...

You really think I'd eat grits without bacon? :D
 

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No, I eat it.

Is that the same thing?
 
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