Make them diagram various sentences/lines from the shows.
Quiz them on Bradbury's use of syntax and word choice.
DIAGRAMMING??
I'm not trying to torture them.
Or me.
(Though I have used it in other ESL courses before, I admit.)
Make them diagram various sentences/lines from the shows.
Quiz them on Bradbury's use of syntax and word choice.
Be glad I didn't bring up the Kardashians.
For example, Schrodinger's Kardashian. Put Kim and Kourtney in a box along with a radioactive substance with a half-life of one hour. At the end of the hour, did TV ratings go up or down?
What? Not even if I have six of them? *Confused*
SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS!You have six miniature ice cream x's. Whether they are cones or sandwiches or whatever. Or six miniature bowls of ice cream.
You have six miniature ice cream x's. Whether they are cones or sandwiches or whatever. Or six miniature bowls of ice cream.
Now, can I have my pants back please, when you've stopped using them.
You may be a professional grammerian, but I am an expert dessert eater. In this country, an ice cream cone is the thing you hold, it does not necessarily have ice cream in it. Once it has ice cream in it, it either becomes an 'ice cream' or a 'cone' or a 'cornet'. As in "I'll take two cones please."
everyone said:How are you out of unread books?!
"One," I scream! "Two," I scream!
Nope, no s.
You have six miniature ice cream x's. Whether they are cones or sandwiches or whatever. Or six miniature bowls of ice cream.
Do they even call it ice cream in Pittsburgh? (First time someone asked me for a gumband I was completely lost.)
*drool* Darn you! *slinks off to kitchen to stare in despair at the lack of sugar in everything present*
Bos had ice creams in his pants?I'd pass you an ice cream, but they all melted while Bos was wearing my pants.
I'd pass you an ice cream, but they all melted while Bos was wearing my pants.
How is this possible? Please enlighten the masses.
*sits on 150+ book TBR pile *
No good can come from this.
Hm. You would need to add a touch of The Jerry Springer Show to weaponize it.
SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS! SIX ICE CREAMS!
x2
Still no 10s???
*Haz a worried*
*waves at Cantina* I've been gone for a few days with theplagueflu. What did I miss?