The Cabaret needs religion. At least, that seems to be Porter's thinking. Maybe we should start our own. Let's see:
Supreme Deity of The Cabaret -- Bacon
Nectar of The Supreme Deity -- Open for debate (beer or other?)
Anti-Deity -- Cilantro
See? Starting a religion is so easy. People have been doing it for centuries. Oh, and since every religion depends heavily on fear to keep the minions in line, we all ready have Jay as the Supreme Suppressor of Wantingly Rebellious Non-believers or Somewhat-not-Sure-what they are (cray).
So, what do you think?