Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I feel your pain Cliff. We are at their mercy!

We are.

I'll give him another 40 minutes. After that, I'm going out.

If mum has a problem with that, she should've waited for the plumber herself. It's her house anyway.

Synonym said:

For AC. http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2012/04/henris-ennui.html

I laughed my 'assets' off at this one.

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Perfect.

Yes, I sent you pie, ac Hey all. Here's s s s to make up for the other two posts I didn't put any in !

And Susie, here's a few s for you to make up for giving you a guilt complex about not including them in a couple of posts.

How could I be so dang mean. It's that avie of yours. I keep forgetting it's you.

Synonym said:

For AC. http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2012/04/henris-ennui.html

I laughed my 'assets' off at this one.

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I feel his pain.

I think I see what his problem is: only 15 hours of sleep a day. A cat need a good 20 hours of sleep a day to be at his best. The other four hours can be spent relaxing.

What about the solid 15 minutes per day of mischief and mayhem?

Getting under people's feet, scratching randomly, sitting exactly where you need to stand or walk and not moving... You can't let that stuff get backed up, y'know!

Also, it's been 2 hours and 45 minutes, and still no sign of the plumber. I went out for 15 minutes to buy smokes, but I'm not just going to wait around anymore.

I mean, previously I had no music playing, not doing anything that couldn't be set aside at a moment's notice... No more! If the doorbell goes off and I don't hear it, screw it.

/fed up

Cliff Face said:

Getting under people's feet, scratching randomly, sitting exactly where you need to stand or walk and not moving...

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That's part of relaxing.

Ahhh, I see.

Sort of like chucking on a comedy DVD. Except the funny stuff is when the humans hurt themselves.

So it's exactly like chucking on a comedy DVD!

Annoying human is just entertainment--sort of like watching TV or a movie.

I knew a guy who had that philosophy...

It's redeemable on cats, not so much on other people.

alleycat said:

I guess I could eat a small piece of pie.

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but why, when you could eat a big piece?

Synonym said:

For AC. http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2012/04/henris-ennui.html

I laughed my 'assets' off at this one.

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so. hysterical. Thank you so much - I'm going to repost in the Cantina.

alleycat said:

I feel his pain.

I think I see what his problem is: only 15 hours of sleep a day. A cat need a good 20 hours of sleep a day to be at his best. The other four hours can be spent relaxing.

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but poor chat is too wrought with ennui to sleep!

Hello all. I...am here

I am here, too.

Synonym said:

For AC. http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2012/04/henris-ennui.html

I laughed my 'assets' off at this one.

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kitty, you cracks me up. I used to have a female siamese who didn't think she was like the other animals at all. You could see it in her eyes, she hated all other animals and looked at 'em as if they were all stupid. She was my best friend for ten years.

I am not here.

Oh yes you are

huh, guess AC can't have any of my pie then, since he's not here.

I am here, too.

ETA: Now I'm gone. Off to take my daughters to the dentist. Then to pick husband up at the airport. Then back home and some conversation. Then back on AW to say good night.

Hi Purple Rose.

bye Purple Rose. I'll say goodnight to you now, bc I have to go to bed soon. So, goodnight.

Me too!
Night all!

I wish I had been here before everyone left.

I'm here.

Hey, does anyone want to write my essay for me? I can pay you with pie!

*pointing out for legal reasons that he's just joking*