Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)
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all. Susie said to stop by and who am I to say no? So how do we tell who's a funner and who's a floozie?
FIFY
I can tell you from sad experience, cat every time. Even when the human has had more coffee.
Woo-hoo!!!!
Mamajude is in da house!!!I can't wait to see the FIFYing that's going to go on now.
Woot! This is going to be good.
Understood. Every self-respecting tom cat would agree with you.
We'll fix the muppet instead.
Well, in that case, are you free this evening?
Okay, okay, I'll behave now.
Why yes, yes I a---
Oh. We have to behave?!
Woo-hoo!!!!
I can't wait to see the FIFYing that's going to go on now.
Woot! This is going to be good.
That's what I heard.
Why yes, yes I a---
Oh. We have to behave?!
That's what I heard.
Well alleycat never makes it clear if he's behaving good or bad so you can just be yourself...
So glad to 'c' yah heyjude 'n all! If there were a "Hall of great questions in HOF, this would be on the top o' da list.
s 4 alL! Happy weekend.
^ Pre-lick* - Now cue the Barry White CD
Hey Jude (I've really been waiting to say that) Bill, Here's my "life lesson" for ya...
...Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
Oh, are we back to offering life lesson to Bill?
Here's a serious one for a young man who will soon be out on his own: Never drink and drive. Never. Ever. Just promise yourself that you will never do it.
Here's a serious one for a young man who will soon be out on his own: Never drink and drive. Never. Ever. Just promise yourself that you will never do it.
There are a lot of interesting life lessons this morning. It makes me wonder how you came by them...
Never ask a gentleman wearing a blue uniform and carrying a firearm "Are you blind or just plain stupid?"
The sub-lesson to this is you can see your reflection in the hood of a white Ford LTD as your private area is being patted by a large angry person.
The sub-lesson to this is you can see your reflection in the hood of a white Ford LTD as your private area is being patted by a large angry person.
Never hold a piece of lumber that someone is cutting with a huge electric saw.
I actually have a friend who did this. The fingers on one of his hands are now a little shorter. They are at a nice 45 degree angle however. I'm not kidding.
I actually have a friend who did this. The fingers on one of his hands are now a little shorter. They are at a nice 45 degree angle however. I'm not kidding.
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