Kentuk, despite his name, lives in Paris. He rides around in limos, throws wads of cash about and always has at least 3 women by his side. He wears silk scarves and silk pajamas, rather like Hugh Hefner.
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Ryhmegirl has a subscription for word of the day toilet paper. She is an advocate for spreading the word of the day. Todays word is "Legs".
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Rhymegirl owns a bar called Poem Gnome where you are required to walk in on your knees, recite a poem before you order a drink.
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They didn’t complain. 
In high school, My-Immortal tried out for football and they recruited him as water boy.
In high school, My-Immortal tried out for football and they recruited him as water boy.
In high school, ToT also tried out for football, and they recruited her as the entire offensive line...
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Jongfan is glad that the AL East race is going down to the wire.
(Hey, we have to laugh to keep from cryin'.)
(Hey, we have to laugh to keep from cryin'.)
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That's a good one. Of course you'd know because you're the guy in the circus that cleans up the Elephant crap.
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When she was younger, Jongfan was a groupie for KC and the Sunshine Band, and the Bee Gees, but now she’s older and wiser and only stalks Ted Nugent.
ETA: Bsolah drives the tram at Disneyland once a year.
ETA: Bsolah drives the tram at Disneyland once a year.
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Jongfan has been arrested 31 times for stalking Dwight K. Jong, a middle-aged Korean dentist from Pomona.
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Brokenfingers was the arresting officer, where other collegues were amazed that he could've worked it out so quicky; the anti-corruption department are investingating the matter.
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Jacob used to have the world's largest ant farm, but someone tipped Jelly Beans in it and they all died of diabetes.
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