Though pear-shaped, Sir Farquar was smart.
‘What a quick-witted Farquar thou art!’
said the fair Jezebel
But she sure gave him hell
When he wanted to eat apple tart.
Poor Nigel pronounces his vowels
As if from the depth of his bowels *
* But I must weigh in on the prior argument. To me, Sir N's rhyming "More" with "law" is legitimate. I live in New York City, where some people say things like "I'd like some moah," or "She was the prettiest girl you ever sawr."
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