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Sir_Nigel

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Though pear-shaped, Sir Farquar was smart
‘What a quick-witted Farquar thou art’
 

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Though pear-shaped, Sir Farquar was smart.
‘What a quick-witted Farquar thou art!’
said the fair Jezebel
But she sure gave him hell
 

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Though pear-shaped, Sir Farquar was smart.
‘What a quick-witted Farquar thou art!’
said the fair Jezebel
But she sure gave him hell
When he wanted to eat apple tart.


I've had a detestable day.
 

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Life sucks every possible way!
 

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I've had a detestable day.
Life sucks every possible way!
I'm tempted to yell
But can't stand the smell
Of the foul and gritty red clay.

(Next person can start the limerick)
 

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I hope I can make some words rhyme
For anything else is a crime
 

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I hope I can make some words rhyme
For anything else is a crime
It sucks, what is more
 

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I hope I can make some words rhyme
For anything else is a crime
It sucks, what is more
You are breaking the law
 

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I'm stymied. Does "law" rhyme with "more" in the UK? lol I know you guys put "r's" in places that Americans don't... :) :)

Help me someone!

It's these mad southern English. Just cos they invented the language they think they can get away with anything!
 

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Okay, Nigel, moving right along....

I hope I can make some words rhyme.
For anything else is a crime.
It sucks. What is more,
It's rhymes I adore.
 

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I hope I can make some words rhyme.
For anything else is a crime.
It sucks. What is more,
It's rhymes I adore.
I'll try some if I have the time.


Poor Nigel pronounces his vowels
 

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Poor Nigel pronounces his vowels
As if from the depth of his bowels *



* But I must weigh in on the prior argument. To me, Sir N's rhyming "More" with "law" is legitimate. I live in New York City, where some people say things like "I'd like some moah," or "She was the prettiest girl you ever sawr." :tongue
 

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Poor Nigel pronounces his vowels
As if from the depth of his bowels
His speech is quite witty
 

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Poor Nigel pronounces his vowels
As if from the depth of his bowels
His speech is quite witty,
But it's such a pity
The laughter descends into howls


Annepfeffer's quite handy at rhymin'
 

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Annepfeffer's quite handy at rhymin'
Why, thank you, it's all in the timin'
Do you use a crutch?
 
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