TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

MidnightMuse · Jun 21, 2007

NO! Say it isn't SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lappie ! ! Lappie . . DIED?!?

NOOOOO!!!

Was there . . . *sniffle* Did Lappie sign a donor card?

*BLOW* sniffle.

JeanneTGC · Jun 21, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Didn't make it. Brain Dead.

Luckily all of his internal organs were sucessfully transplanted into a poor abandoned lappie that was terminally ill and needed internal organs to live.

I think I will bring it home and attempt to love it.....

Condolences, Jay, on the death of Lappie. We shall ne'er see his kind again.

At least, we can HOPE not, 'cause the wanker couldn't cut it, couldn't last, couldn't pull through, left you in the lurch and ran your finances into the ground while trying to save him.

Here's to the NEW Lappie...may he prove fitter, finer and more reliable!

MidnightMuse · Jun 21, 2007

Poor, poor lappie !

*sniffle* We hardly knew ye!

*blow* I need another tissue.

Oh Danny Boy,
The Pipes, the pipes are blowin'!

*fnurkle* *wipe*

Shall I ask Mr. Mgabutu to send over your Man to comfort you?

*blow*

Who do I have to do to get a fresh TISSUE over here!!!!!

JeanneTGC · Jun 21, 2007

No tissues.

*rummages around*

Found an old laptop case that seems to be discarded. Will that work?

MidnightMuse · Jun 21, 2007

Well, it's a little pokey, but I do have a booger . . .

Rolling Thunder · Jun 21, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Didn't make it. Brain Dead.

Luckily all of his internal organs were sucessfully transplanted into a poor abandoned lappie that was terminally ill and needed internal organs to live.

I think I will bring it home and attempt to love it.....

Stop at the pharmacy and get some Viagra for it. Makes that floppy disk into a hard drive.

JeanneTGC · Jun 21, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Stop at the pharmacy and get some Viagra for it. Makes that floppy disk into a hard drive.

Speaking from experience?

MidnightMuse · Jun 21, 2007

But she can't USE it for more than 4 hours at a time.

Rolling Thunder · Jun 21, 2007

JeanneTGC said:
Speaking from experience?

I've got three prongs on my fork, baby. You tell me.

Haggis · Jun 21, 2007

It's a sad, sad day, Jay.

*puts stupid kitty paw on Jay's shoulder*

Lappie was the best, and I know you're gonna miss him...er...or her...whichever.

*attempts to put stupid kitty paw down the back of Jay's blouse (hoping eventually to get to the front) and get's slammed into the wall across the room*

Erf.

Well, I understand you're upset now. We'll talk later.

*stupid kitty paws*

JeanneTGC · Jun 21, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
I've got three prongs on my fork, baby. You tell me.

THAT must be why I dreamed about you last night!

Yeah, that Viagra's working for you.

JeanneTGC · Jun 21, 2007

Haggis said:
It's a sad, sad day, Jay.

*puts stupid kitty paw on Jay's shoulder*

Lappie was the best, and I know you're gonna miss him...er...or her...whichever.

*attempts to put stupid kitty paw down the back of Jay's blouse (hoping eventually to get to the front) and get's slammed into the wall across the room*

Erf.

Well, I understand you're upset now. We'll talk later.

*stupid kitty paws*

There, there, Haggis.

Here, have some 'nip. You'll like it, trust me.

*It's so WEIRD to have them both be, well...CATS...I'm not sure if I'm liking that the tomcat population just went up by a lot or if I'm freaked out by the transspeciesing. And what, WHAT is to become of poor Soccer Mom?*

*You know...she'd make an AWESOME cat...*

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Didn't make it. Brain Dead.

Dead Lappie. *Removes Hat*
Is there anything sadder than a Lappie cut down in it's prime? only drowning puppies. And it would have to be a lot of them.

Luckily all of his internal organs were sucessfully transplanted into a poor abandoned lappie that was terminally ill and needed internal organs to live.

I think I will bring it home and attempt to love it.....

You mean you've replaced Lappie with... FrankenLappie? I dunno

Jaycinth · Jun 22, 2007

Frankenlappie...I like that.

FRANK.

Anyway, my man Mike says that as soon as he gets back from vacation he's still going to try to make old dead lappie...RISE! Mike is one of those stubborn computer types who won't rest until he's gotten to the bottom of the problem.

So if he make it work I told him I'd buy it back for my daughter...providing he hasn't umphed more than $500 of parts into the wanker.

Oh...wait...I was getting symapthy.....

***climbs into Ben's lap***

OOOOOhhhhh I am soooo sad!!!!

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2007

Jaycinth said:
***climbs into Ben's lap***

There there. *strokes hair* It'll be... Hey, why are those cats following you?

*The new throngs of catfolk curl up on Lady Jay, some comforting, some groping*

Woah, that's getting pretty heavy.

*Jeanne and a Meery Kat top the pile of furballs*

Can't... breathe... ... Chair... buckling...

rhymegirl · Jun 22, 2007

Lady Jay,
Ben was talking about you in The Early Birds thread.

Thought you might wanna check it out.

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2007

Snitch!

Meerkat · Jun 22, 2007

Kathy, I'm appalled. The first rule of writing is "consider your audience." You came all the way across town to invite to something called "The Early Bird Thread" a group of folks who collectively make up what amounts to AW's 'hangover thread.'

Just lurking, by the way....just lurking.

MidnightMuse · Jun 22, 2007

Ladies and Gentleman, we have a SNITCH in our midst !

I'm so proud

Oh heavens, FrankenLappie may be joined by ZombieLappie?

rhymegirl · Jun 22, 2007

Meerkat said:
Kathy, I'm appalled. The first rule of writing is "consider your audience." You came all the way across town to invite to something called "The Early Bird Thread" a group of folks who collectively make up what amounts to AW's 'hangover thread.'

Just lurking, by the way....just lurking.

I'll let you know when we start talking about you. Okay?

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2007

rhymegirl said:
I'll let you know when we start talking about you. Okay?

*whisper whisper whisper* Meery *whisper whisper whisper* Salmon *whisper whisper*

rhymegirl · Jun 22, 2007

Now I wonder what they deleted.

MEN!!

Jaycinth · Jun 22, 2007

rhymegirl said:
Lady Jay,
Ben was talking about you in The Early Birds thread.

Thought you might wanna check it out.

That wasn't 'talking about me' that was using me as a threat.

Ben knows how I feel about being used.
Bad Ben.
***wrings Haggis out into Ben's favorite bucket***

MidnightMuse said:
Ladies and Gentleman, we have a SNITCH in our midst !

I'm so proud

Oh heavens, FrankenLappie may be joined by ZombieLappie?

I'll call it 'zombietop' Like Carrot Top...but dead.

More margaritas...Frank and I have a lot of people to kill this weekend.

Bmwhtly · Jun 25, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Ben knows how I feel about being used.

I sure do!

Bad Ben.
***wrings Haggis out into Ben's favorite bucket***

Oh.
I thought I did.

I guess I was wrong...
*wanders off*

Soccer Mom · Jun 25, 2007

:wanders in still hungover from the weekend:

A virgin bloody mary, Ron. Wait....did I say the V word in here?

:slaps self:

Sorry. I spent the weekend on the run from the Imperial Kitty Cat Cabal. They're trying to make me one of them. Hello no! AIn't gonna go cat!

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