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Um....can I get in on this?
With size 94 panties, everyone can get in on this.
TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)
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With size 94 panties, everyone can get in on this.
***drags haggis whining from the shadows and hugs him to her heaving bosom..(what? I'm laughing...give me a break)***
Dutchess? No. Princess....maybe...(Does it mean I'm realted to Dclary?)
Pain? Only if you P.O. me.
...
But YOU, Haggis....my hairless cat-sized friend....
You make me smile.
You should stay right here. (hug) with me (hug).
***Puts Haggis down. Immediately two clown-mimes run up and pelt Haggis with cream pies. Then a Pacer (Pacer???!!) full of 'beautician-clowns' drives up, disgorges clowns, who then race to pick Haggis up...run him through a car wash...blow dry him, put a big pink bow aropund his neck, and returns him to the floor...where he is again picked up by Jaycinth, who hasn't noticed a single thing.***
We'll have fun, Haggis. Just wait.
Pink bow or heaving bosom? Pink bow or heaving bosom?
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
Yeah. Stop it. I said pink BOW.
But, now that I see it. What about some 'Maltese Cross' earrings.
Maybe some eenie little Armani boots?
And a black leather Prada Leash.
Jaycinth Loves Prada.
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I think I said black leather...pink bow. No way on Earth I will be seen in public with Haggis dressed like that.but we do have several pairs of.....
No. Must be grown up. Must be grown up.... must...... AAARRRRUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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I think he's pretty in pink. But black leather is always a good choice.
That's actually kinda studly. I could go for that.
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Be careful what cities you wear that getup in, Haggis...it's considered very sexy all over the place, but you'll attract a different kind of dog depending where you strut that outfit out.
You'd love the little set of Chihuahua'cuffs I found. Too scared to post them here, but it IS an innocent picture.
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Ahahahaha this is a splendid idea! I'm writing this down in my Conspiracy notebook (hope the cops never find this one. Woo, buddy.... That notebook's gonna be hard to explain.)
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Jay, I think he's trying to avoid the subject. Or, perhaps he's just a pervert. I saw we ban him, lock him in the cellar, and wave aromatic food in front of his face until he dies of starvation. You know, the usual.Pink bow or heaving bosom? Pink bow or heaving bosom?
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
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Aw, is that a baby picture of Haggis before he picked up his first syringe? How cute!
Ok. the black leather is great. (What? I finished two crits, and one kid is in class and the other one wanted 'Beef-a-roni' for dinner. Yes, yes. I SHOULD be working on 'Shivas...' but Babs has a wonderful thread here and I want to get the rating up....)
I'd rather like him to have boots. But as long as he is happy.....
I was thinking about starting a 'Late Night Comedy Cafe'. Kinda like Letterman, Leno, and O'Brien. But here. And better. With Me. (when I'm not drunk, lying in a gutter,moaning about my ex...)
And maybe an 'Afternoon Fun Bunch', based on radio jocks.
Anyone with me?
I'd rather like him to have boots. But as long as he is happy.....
I was thinking about starting a 'Late Night Comedy Cafe'. Kinda like Letterman, Leno, and O'Brien. But here. And better. With Me. (when I'm not drunk, lying in a gutter,moaning about my ex...)
And maybe an 'Afternoon Fun Bunch', based on radio jocks.
Anyone with me?
Oh.No.A.Pervert.What.Ever.Shall.I.Do?
Go Home,Tsuki. Go to bed. Forget EVERYTHING.
(oops...I said that in a funny voice.)
A dozen 'Oompa Loompas' dressed as clown-mimes, drive up in a Yugo. They grab Rllgthunder,and put him through a car wash...with lots of ACME roller brush cleaning jets, blow him dry, fluff him,spray him with 'Hello Kitty' cologne, put a pink cubic zirconia collar around his neck,and deliver him to 'Lady J'.***
Ohhhhhhhhh.Kitty Kat!!!!!!
I'm going to hug him and love him and call him 'Larry'......
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