Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

*capers*

I thought that too!

Lavern08 said:

I'm not gonna post my first thought.

Nope, not gonna.



< Picture me with zipped lips here >

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Silent Rob said:

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I thought that too!

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A pox on both your houses!

I bite my thumb at you, lady bro!

*adjusts codpiece*

*adjusts bra*

May you feel the heat of a thousand suns!

Adjusts pillow.

kayleamay said:

A pox on both your houses!

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Yikes. I haz my math exam tomorrow evening. Taking some time off to relax and have fun, but it's still nervewrecking (or whatsitcalled). My sympathies go to those that have to go through this more than once.


Wish me luck!

You don't need luck!

There's only one right answer!

Motivational ROAR

Lol, thanks!

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Archerbird said:

Yikes. I haz my math exam tomorrow evening. Taking some time off to relax and have fun, but it's still nervewrecking (or whatsitcalled). My sympathies go to those that have to go through this more than once.


Wish me luck!

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Luck! And when in doubt, "C" yourself out!


Y'know what the call a doctor who got straight C's through medical school?



Doctor.


Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Oh, we're doing jokes?

Q: What does an old UT grad call an old Vanderbilt grad?

A: Boss.

Oh, alrighty then.

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A. A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Meh...

Let's talk about food again.

My turn, my turn.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He found out he was lighting black candles to Santa.

But he was using hand satanizer, so it all worked out ok.

*jazz hands*

The only joke I can think of is a not-very-clean one. I'll just enjoy yours.

heyjude said:

Oops! Sorry! That was me. ::moves over a little::



Come by around noon. Are you handy with a tennis ball? You can play with the dog while I cook. You don't even have to move from the couch, she'll bring it right to you!

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I lurve both things. I can throw him a ball from the couch for sure. That's my kinda exercise. Thx much. We'll bring s Howie will just bring his personality. LOL. Happy weekend y'al!

lol on the jokes! I gotz one.

Two beginning duck hunters asked an experienced one if he knew any duck calls. "Sure," said the fellow. "Just yell, "Hey, ducks!"

I got one:

Patient: Doctor, I think I've lost my memory
Doc: What makes you think that?
Patient: What makes me think what?

ETA:

Another:

An Australian got a new boomerang for Christmas but unfortunately he were'nt able to get rid of the old one.

LOL Archer, s! Where'd everybody go? Wafts the aroma of delish pies 'n s to her granchittlens. And you know who you are!

It is quiet. Do you think ac's behaving, or not?

I'm behaving! I'm behaving!

I've been shopping for a new cell phone. What a hassle.

Ugh. That is a pain, and I feel your pain. I'd rather shop for a new bra (which I hate almost as much) then a new cell phone.

Good luck kee-kat.