Dear Ms. Rice,
I am your beloved editor. Why have you forsaken me? Your earlier books were good, stellar, classic. But no, after you published Queen of the Damned in 1988, you asked me not to give you thorough editing any more.
Have you noticed how your later books get worse and worse? And you get mad when your readers don't like it? You haven't been edited properly for 15+ years, and quite frankly, my dear, you need it. BADLY.
Okay then, let's start with some specifics, maybe, oh, The Witching Hour and the rest of the Mayfair trilogy. Excuse me, but 1,000 pages is a f***ing doorstopper? You could have cut it down to a reasonable size if you hadn't put so much genealogical information in it that bogged it down. Also, you messed up on much of the genealogical information, like dates, ages, relationships, and all that junk. If you're going to put in there, at least be consistent. You had a good story, but it needed less family history and a shrink.
Now, if you had just let me send you my editorial comments, I could have saved you from this monstrously long novel and the factual errors. If you think you're above editing, I'm afraid people are going to complain about your books even more.
Signed,
Annoyed and Pissed Editor