Jed's Super-Dooper Baileys Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners

Honey! Shut the door!

I mean... hi!

Hiya Sara!!

*slams door*

Is there someone we're keeping out? Is someone after me? Someone sneakin around lookin for the sekrit stash?

*locks deadbolt*

Free drinks?

Do we need virtual glasses???!!

Well, hello there . . . or here

*comes out of the Hiding Place for the Super Sekrit Stash*

Ooooh, hi newbie! Welcome to AW.

Drinks are always free in the Pub. What would you like?

Honeybug said:

Waz up peeps!!

So, had to flit about with D#4 and get her prepped for her grueling upcoming band camp! New work out clothes, (some from last year), endless supply of water/gator ade, new uniforms (hand sewn), 3 different flags for 25 girls (yeppers that's 75 flags sewn by moms--me & one other mom) and the list goes on!

We try to walk a mile every day in the middle of the day (extra hot then) to get her used to being in the heat. Three meals, loads of blueberries, tons of water and these kids still drop like flies from heat exhaustion! One more week of prepping before it all begins!

I should all the new peeps!! You are in good hands here!

P.S. Awww, peydob---I miss ya bunches!!!
BigWords---that's the face only a mother could love!
(when ya comin home, son?)
Nighty!!!!---ya haven't told them where the sekrit stash is have you? To leave trails behind them would take a lot 'o' bottles!! *runs to check sekrit sekrit stash*

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Wow band camp sounds gruelling, who knew?

No, I didn't tell them about the sekrit sekrit stash, Honey, are you crazy? I was talking about all those bottles I already drained from the sekrit, sekrit stash. uh-oh, maybe you shouldn't look in there.

Honeybug said:

Hiya Sara!!

*slams door*

Is there someone we're keeping out? Is someone after me? Someone sneakin around lookin for the sekrit stash?

*locks deadbolt*

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What? Was it something I said? Whatever.

*retreats to private lounge*

I'm going to listen to some Jazz.

*turns up Coltrane.*

SaraP said:

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Oh man, I haven't watched Cow and Chicken in AGES.

Good times...

*clicks heels 3 times*

There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home

*Opens eyes*

Shizzzznits--gotta stop hittin that Baileys!

Ahhh, Falcon!! They finally got a butler for the place! Bring another bottle, would ya please!

Gotta lurves 21st century robots!

waves!

I'm sure Falcon will be around to you shortly. Make yourself at home.

Geth aren't butlers. Well not anymore.


*Powers up weapon and points to sign*
SIGN READS:
(From Mass Effect)
The geth ("Servant of the People" in Khelish) are a race of networked artificial intelligences that reside beyond the Perseus Veil. The geth were created by the quarians, as laborers and tools of war. When the geth became sentient and began to question their masters, the quarians attempted to exterminate them. The geth won the resulting war, and reduced the quarians to a race of nomads. The history of the geth's creation and evolution serves as a warning to the rest of the galaxy of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence and to the legally enforced, systematic repression of artificial intelligences throughout galactic society.

Anyhew

I'll bring you a bottle, only because you asked nicely. I'll also want a key to the Sekrit stash of cookies, brownies, and other treats.

*points to jar: its label reads Tips are welcome. On the floor in front of the jar you see small piles of ash. You then look up and see a robot holding a tray with filled wine glasses; you also notice the loaded energy weapon on its back*

Pffffftt, Falcon---that's sooo yesterday!

*puts tip in jar*

Can a geth do all of that?? And the big gun? Ya know what they say about big guns?---Big ammo! You won't need a key, you can simply blast ya way through! Just be careful not to burn the place down. We just rebuilt this place!

*sneaks down passageway to sekrit, sekrit stash*

*brings back freshly baked brownies*

Wait.... do geths eat?

Hello everyone!

I'm never good at keeping up with these kinds of open threads but I figure I may as well try...

Hello, everbody. Barkeep, one virgin piña colada for me and something meaty for Flare 'pulls pint sized dragon from backpack' I know we haven't been around in awhile, but that last hunt was a doozy. How's everybody doing?

Kyra!!!

*tackle hugs*

*pets flare---offers leftovers*

How ya been?? It quiet around here lately! Peeps come, peeps go.

*Slides virgin pina colada across bar*

Me thinks we have a new butler for that now---gotta leave him a tip though!

SoT! Bestest pub in town! Make yourself at home and uh, Jeeves is around here somewhere. Ma' bad---I mean the geth guy! Quite handy with an energy weapon too!

Ya know what they say about big guns?---Big ammo!

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Actually in Mass Effect Universe there isn't really "big" ammo. The developers did a great job with how it works. The standard ammunition is small metal square the weapon shaves just enough of the square off and projects the shaving through a "warp drive like mechanism" (The game calls it something else buts it all the same". So the need to change ammo or carry ammo has been done away with. However there are ammo upgrades that can be used to have a various effect. I couldn't find any hard data. I like the game due to all the details. EVERYTHING has a story in that game.

EDIT: In Mass Effect 2 you need to carry small cooling packs. I'm not sure what ammo is like in 3 haven't played it yet. But the science behind the game, and the detail. If that game were a book I would never put it down.

*sneaks down passageway to sekrit, sekrit stash*

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Yeah I can totally see you.

Wait.... do geths eat?

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Not sure about the others ... they probably don't. But the dude using a screen name using a picture of another dude sure would like some brownies!!

*vaporizes a fly bothering some patrons*

Honeybug said:

Kyra!!!

*tackle hugs*

*pets flare---offers leftovers*

How ya been?? It quiet around here lately! Peeps come, peeps go.

*Slides virgin pina colada across bar*

Me thinks we have a new butler for that now---gotta leave him a tip though!

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Hi, Honey, good to see you. 'Orders an Ovaltine and makes sure to tip the butler' Robotic butler, huh? Cool.

*sees shadowy figure lurking towards sekrit stash; shoots a few rounds to scare it off*

*Cleans bar*

*Adjust temperature control systems to patrons' specifications*

*retreats to private music lounge*

Now that's more like it!! Kinda nice havin a geth around!!

*leaves another tip for Falcon*

*waits to see what else he does*

*takes sekrit backway to sekrit sekrit stash as to not get targeted*

*enters pub*

*sits in corner waiting for patrons to get distracted*

*goes for the sekrit, sekrit stash*

Wow, someone cleaned the bar? I hope you didn't throw away all the marshmallows I dropped, I was saving those.

*spots unknown subject in corner*
*fires at subject attempting to enter sekrit stash*

I've been called many things, but never an 'unknown subject'

Kick your feet up and enjoy some Bailey's, Falcon. Guarding the sekrit, sekrit stash must be hard work.

Here, I brought my own Baileys.

No worries nighty! He doesn't know it but, I have moved the sekrit, sekrit stash! Do you remember the way to the super sekrit hideaway closet? After you get there, follow my sekrit trail--(ya know, *cough* glows *cough*) The stash is well protected and Falcon is doing a fine job protecting the old sekrit stash!

Oh, he does a fine job keepin the place in order 'n if ya leave him a tip, he might play ya some good music.

Yes, it seems as if he's doing a fine job, I think my left wing is still smoking a little...

Of course I remember the way to the super sekrit closet, shall we have a drink?

Most definitely!!



Don't forget to 'bob & weave' when attempting to retrieve a bottle! I find it best to just request the geth do the fetching!

I'm kind of big to bob and weave, I might just have to char and eat him. *shrug*


I have Oreos!